That would be brilliant to have such a music talent associated with the club rather than that dj man that makes that awful din down at the seafront every year or two.
If you go down in the woods today,
you're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
you'd better close your eyes.
'Cause Mum and Dad,
are 'avin a shag,
and Uncle Bob,
is suckin' his knob,
and Aunty Mary's 'avin it off with Graaaandad.
Has Tubby Mondays got nothing better to do with his time at the moment, than flick through his Smash Hits Greatest Hits book, picking out various 'question themed' song titles?