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The linesmen have all been issued with 'super-ears' which don't react to the high pitched shrill of the referee's whistle. Before the start of the season, they all had to have minor operations (day patient only, local anaesthetic) to have the 'Super-ears' fitted. I believe most of the operations...

Many thanks Norris.:thumbsup:

Can someone confirm the KO time for me. The FA website is blocked here at work.

Archie Gemmill and Liberace:kiss:

I've just got 4 tickets as well now. :clap:

If I see them around I will bop them for you. :thumbsup:

Arkwright was very funny in We're Open All Of the Hours.

Were they wearing hoodies?

People who stammer can be quite annoying when they are trying to tell you something. Even though you have got ther gist of what they are trying to say, they still have to try and complete the sentence. I have never had the fortune to see a truly blind person walk into anything.

RIP Brad Delp, lead singer of Boston. :(

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A police source said: "Clearly there was a degree of organisation. These guys had not turned up with sticks and bats to play a game of hockey or baseball. :lolol:

Why does my Google Earth just show a grey screen whenever I search for somewhere?

I guess it must be horrid if you can actually hear her piddle or even a splash :ohmy:

I have just been on the receiving end of a telephone call from a portly chum, who was in the throws of 'turfing one out' whilst chattering away. Not only did this make it all sound very echoey from his end, it also conjured up rather unpleasant images. Should I have simply asked him to phone...

Oh in that case then... erm... Ford Fiesta Mk II ? Yeah mate, no problem with any of them. Ever. Go for it.

Surely if anything does go wrong with it, you simply return to the kindly friend that lent it to you, wipe your fingerprints off and say thank you.

I thought the highest ground used to be HIGHbury !!

So, a mate is doing you a favour and you're thinking of telling them to shove it coz your not sure if the car is good enough for you? What a good mate you are Mr Clarkson !

Is it true that the nearest tube station to the new Wembley is Willesden Green? Apparently, they have been secretly moving Wembley whilst re-building it.