Tax payers arent looking out for the poor by paying taxes are they? Surely they are paying taxes because its naughty not to?
Please explain what you mean by benifits? Thank you.
I live in between the post sorting office and a fire station.
I get mail for the fire station clearly addressed to 'The Fire Brigade'.
Now if it isnt enough that the postperson must walk past the fire station every day and think 'Oh theres a fire station', when they put the mail through my...
Im obviously in a minority, but I couldnt get on with the Hot Chip album. Never mind.
What I did think was a belter, was the Dan Le Sac / Scroobious Pip album though.
Do your balls hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
do you get a funny feeling
when youre hanging from the ceiling
oh youll never be a sailor if your balls hang low
You walk across the class
And it squirts out your arse
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
I was climbing up a tree
And it dribbled down my knee
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
I was crawling underneath
And it dribbled through my teeth
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Thats been giving me a bit of concern as well actually. Not the alarm bells for Labour bit, but where the pollsters find the dunderheads to canvass that come out with these figures? Do they do it it soley in Surrey or at the meeting of the Burstow Hunt?!
It will soon change when the rest of the...
Well Im not given to hyperbole about many things (particularly salt and vinegar flavoured snacks) but these shook me to my core.
Im deliberately not having anything to drink now this afternoon so that my first beer tonight will be like the 'Ice Cold In Alex' moment.