Any Doctors on here ?

[H block]

Well ?

 

[Scoffers]

Well ?

Are you looking for unwell Doctors, or Well Doctors?

 

[sydney]

yes i'm a doctor , please sit down and tell me what seems to be the problem....

 

[Jonno]

I am, but not a medical one I'm afraid

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

- 'Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog'
- 'OK, get up on the couch'
- 'I'm not allowed on the couch'

 

[Bry Nylon]

Do you keep thinking that:

(a) you're a snooker ball?
(b) you're a pair of curtains?
or
(c) everybody is ignoring you?

 

[Dave the OAP]

was it a "sexual problem"

C/o Dear John circa 1980's

 

[Tubby Mondays]

was it a "sexual problem"

C/o Dear John circa 1980's

THAT was a MEGA programme.

 

[Dave the OAP]

THAT was a MEGA programme.

 

[Blackadder]

Dear John

Poor bloke was well and truly stitched up by his evil ex-Mrs. I think the actor who played him has passed away since.

 

[fire&skill]

Indeed, he has 'passed on'. Ralph Bates was his name and in 1987, whilst working in Bond Street, I saw him exit the stage door of the Theatre Royal and climb into the driver's seat of one these bad boys:

 

[Dave the OAP]

he aslo played in Poldark....the west Country series

 

[The French Mistress]

Well ?

Who ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Cough twice please.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

For a change, I'll cough, you hold my balls.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

For a change, I'll cough, you hold my balls.

Were you addressing that to me or to Dr Fox?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Wishful thinking?

 

[Dr Q]

I am, but not a medical one I'm afraid

Ditto

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Ditto

That makes three of us then