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Adrie, Can you provide an item of your clothing. A good friend of mine lives in Duddleswell on the forest with lots of large dogs. It would rather good sport to give you a 20 minute headstart from Kings Standing and then let the hounds loose. Big sweep from the NSC members on how long you...

I do like a man with a wonderful 'tache. He has to win it.

Unbelievably it's just got better. Talk about the blind leading the blind. Now we have the NSC Dumbass Legend giving lectures on life choices and the right path to take. *Cancels meetings this morning, shuts office door and sits down to read*

Oxford Services or beaconsfield for me. As I travel to Solihull (Blythe Valley Business Park) every week one of the highlights at Beaconsfield Services is a very big morning shit which is beatifully wiped away by some of the softest loo roll to be found in a service station. And the lattes are...

Dont do it son. You will end up thinking you have cash - using the cashflow the loan provides to have a better quality of living - and that take on higher overheads. Once the tipping point is reached and the repayments are eating out of the loan with no signficant money coming in on top you...

Er.....surely you would need to journey WEST from Portsmouth to get to Tintagel??

Withdean Wanderer in negative chirlish comment. Do you actually live on planet earth? Personally it appears to me that youre living in another world. You're so far back in the wardrobe you're f***ing Mr. Tumnus.

what? The vacant looking berk on the far right?

For someone who started looking for their baby so long ago you;d have f***ing thought the daft, grease-haired she-man would have found her baby by now. Mind you - the baby must have changed beyond recognition after all these years. In fact - what the f*** is she doing spending her time...

write AND speak English?? I fear you may have come to the wrong place sir.

So many things to choose from. Er...... C@ant??

Lisa Stansfield?

I would be surprised. Then I would think about it a bit. And then log off.

cant believe that i missed this!!

on top of my sister

Dear Mr Naylor, Please could you explain why my grandfather is able to piece together more original and well-thought out pieces of journalism than you? What really confuses me is that my dear Grandfather died in 1976 from a stroke. Regards, Digweeds Trousers

We need to wait until the Sussex Express reveals its hand. Only if they are tipping us for a top six finish will it have any credence. Henry Winter??? howard Griggs has shit bigger than him.

that bird from gully's girls with the massive norks - she should come out first, play with her rack in the centre circle and then do the ping pong ball trick into one of the goals. Preferably from 35 yards out and zing it into the top corner.

Excellent - ooooooh I've got another one. When our CEO is over in a few weeks time I will get the whole of the UK sales team and developers and everyone to boo when he comes onto the stage to give his key-note speech. We will all sing 'You don't know what you're doing' safe in the knowledge...

Reading some of the ahem 'interesting' comments over the last few weeks I think we should apply the NSC approach to football to our every day lives. Firstly - I am recruiting sales people for the software company i work for. I think that rather than offer them a contract or salary subject to a...