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What? A manager run on the pitch? He must have been on holiday or queuing up for black pudding or something the day that Cloughie waded into a pitch invasion and started twatting Forest fans then.

I saved a FORTUNE in heating oil during last December’s cold snap by turning off the heating and toughing it out. Imagine how I laughed when the house got so cold that the pipes in my loft froze then burst at 1am and flooded half the house and f***ed the electrics. “Oh, you silly old sausage,”...

For some of them, it would appear their 'jokes' already have.

Increasingly, this seems to be the preferred method of shopping at Co-op convenience stores across Essex.

Bloomberg don't have videos of cats sitting on robot vacuum cleaners. Trust me, you'll never look back.

No wonder they're potless. I'd have bought two number plates.

...plus the pay & display carpark at Durdle Door.

Alan Shearer's let himself go.

Tim Peake?

When I get round to writing a book I think I might use it as the title.

One of my MOST favouritest EVER football moments :lolol:

Off! It’s an early bath for you, Sonny Jim.

Yes. Posted on here as Snoobs? (I hope I have that correct?) and on his way to play for Worthing when he was caught up in that horrendous air crash at Shoreham. Utterly and completely tragic.

I wouldn’t be so sure. At the moment you’re up against @LamieRobertson playing Left Back In the Changing Rooms for Shoreham Utd thirds; @Guinness Boy s ‘works team’ who were probably so pissed they put their shorts on back to front and @goldstone 76, who’s still in dispute with the Dubious...

If you picked the ball up in your own half, what f***ing muppet gave you as offside?! I’d have been FUMING!

Well, if lying on the sofa eating Yum Yums and dictating answers for his wife to post, then yes, I suppose in a way he did.

Well yes. But he is disqualified as sadly he no longer posts. But were he to come back and post his credentials on here (NOT a euphemism, obvs), then he would in all probability scoop the prize* * there is no prize

Winner. Thread duly closed

Who, on here, has played the furthest up the football pyramid? I imagine there are quite a few former (or current?) County League level ‘ballers posting on here. Anyone ever play any higher than that?

@Easy 10 is available for advice on optimum bus routes to and from game. *Overnight bag recommended.