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I’m growing increasingly exasperated by the sheer number of penalties awarded in games. But no complaints about that one, I’m afraid. A free kick anywhere outside the box and a penalty kick inside it.

…here are some more trees for you 🙂

Enough now. If you want to put someone on Ignore, just do it. There’s no need to announce it and derail the thread. Thanks

This is the best course of action and will enable you to be issued with a duplicate.

“Travel East,” they said. “And the third prophet shall reveal himself unto you, beneath a star in an humble airport departure lounge in Athens.”

Photo credit for above: @Midget

How about ‘Souvenir Man’? (As an added bonus, he’s under the Star of Bethlehem.)

Not necessarily. If it’s a case of the ticket not having been delivered, I’m fairly certain there will be people on here tomorrow with the right sort of contacts to get your problem resolved by Sunday.

Goblin? No. Usually just a handjob.

It’s a difficult balance to strike for coaches– particularly at grassroots level where you feel an increasing obligation to get the team ‘playing the right way’ - but technical skills / composure on the ball are rudimentary to say the least. Plus there just isn’t the coaching time available to...

A Tuesday night at the Abbey last season

This probably isn’t the thread for you then. So I’ll respectfully ask that you move along and maybe don’t post on this thread any further. Thanks.

Imagine going to Blackpool for ANY reason. *Shudder*

I’m hoping Cambridge (away) will pop out of Gary’s velvety ball bag.

Unai Emery. Wearing a tie with a padded gilet offends me.

Restaurant owner whispers to head waiter: "Ο Μάρτιν Φράι άφησε τον εαυτό του να φύγει"

Quick head up for Palace fans this evening: BBC1 The One Show followed by Eastenders; BBC2 has got Richard Osman's House of Games, followed by Strictly, It Takes Two or alternatively flick over to BBC4 for Greg Wallace's Christmas Adventures, followed by Christmas at Kew Gardens.

Did you mean to post this on the Parthenon brothel thread? I can move it across if you want.

One of the finest examples of classical Greek architecture and they built it next door to a brothel ffs.