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For the "average" nation I think the Danes are a good example. A good history of raping and pillaging, but also quite easy to invade. Some tasty confrontations in the domestic league (Brøndby vs FCK is always at least a 50 arrest match), but seem to disappear when it goes international. Wouldn't...

URUGUAY exports 6000 tonnes of BROCCOLI every year to Brazil, which in turn exports 3000 tonnes of Brussels Sprouts to URUGUAY. This may explain why URUGUAYANS are renowned farters and why Brazilians don't like Belgians.

There again...

Here in Denmark BROCCOLI is actually called BROCCOLI and even looks the same as in England. It used to be called Asparaguscabbage (Aspargeskål) until the Prime Minister decided that it didn't look like aspargus or cabbage at all.

Saltdean Primary Saltdean Middle Longhill BHASVIC University of Warwick University of Sussex "Nipissing University" - I like the sound of that.

Indeed, nowt wrong with handball - it's full of Scandinavian lesbians, so needs proper spectator facilities. Norwegian handball lesbians. Mia Hundvin - Norwegian handball lesbian.

Try NSC live chat at top of page - 2 of us in there..

Wimbledon may not be everybody's cup of tea, but surely it is a good reflection on the diversity of our nation - beer swilling, tattooed hooligans one minute, strawberry munching ra ra toffs the next. It would be pretty sad if the nation was full of uniform football fans, as it would if we were...

Krone 1674.50 1p and 10 cents (Euro). F*%k I'm cosmopolitan. (Won't edit)

Afraid not, that would be Egern, which although phonetically similar, is not quite "Ian". My guess is Trev or Steve, which funnily enough is ancient Norsk for COCKSUCKING THUNDERCUNT.

You should be McClaren's assistant. One dodgy tackle but otherwise he was far and away the best player on the pitch.

Bollocks. It's a school disco, it's got nothing to do with being anti-American. I'd quite happily roger the female cast of High School Musical at their PROM at East High, but if they ever came to Longhill (and I was 20 years younger) and fancied a fumble - it would be a bleedin' SCHOOL DISCO...

You fat bastard.

Danish convention. What would that be? Shagging your children and drinking lots of beer. Bit like Austria really...

Pants

Ronald McDonald on loan til the end of the season?

Indeed MOH. This young lady has applied a sticky substance to her hand and has a good hard grip around this particular ball.

I know what my intent would be with these handball lovelies... deliberate or accidental.

You obviously never had the luscious Mrs Miandad, the Sussex opener's Mrs at Longhill then. The women in there all look thoroughly dull and miserable.

Here's one I made earlier...