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Lets talk about sex - in my pants Resurrection - In my Pants Ernie, he drove the fastest milk cart in the west - In My Pants! :wave:

Hope they leave all the swearing in, it wouldn't ruin it if they changed some words. Top film:clap:

Sweet Chocolate Taz Sneed - eh? :glare:

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Have an Elephant under your left arm and a Castle under your right arm...i think you can see where i'm going with this one!

Henry VIII with an angry expression?

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Perhaps this is why i'm always being called a "Good Shag"???!!! :lolol:

Hoodies'R Us?

I went to Paradise Park today! ***SHIVERS*** :wave:

Newhaven ... a breathe of fresh air!!! I think you went to the wrong place!!! :lolol:

I only get them off Dougdeep and had a couple of Bakesy the other day....oh i nearly forgot, Desert Orchid once PM'd me too!!

Kids need new words to take to the playground...it will ultimately boost their popularity and get them in with the bigger gangs...Everyones a winner!

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she...

But to the rest of us with "Lives" its new and hilarious!! Evening Dougie!!

Tazman Ian Devil, but you can call me Taz!

Bloody Brilliant!!!! :clap2: :clap2:

I second that. A friend of mine had to send his TV back due to a fault and it took nearly 4 months to get sorted. All that time he was without a TV, he could never find out anything coz the cust services didn't know anything! The tv was sent from pillar to post and finally written off 16 weeks...

Whats pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword! Whats yellow & white and travels at 100mph? A train drivers egg sandwich! Whats the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snow Balls! My names Taz and i'm here all week!!!:clap2:

Ady :wave: