Fancy Dress Tube Station Party

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Dress up as the KKK again and go with a burning cross.

Blackfriars.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Dress up as the kkk again and go as victoria - dunno why i just LOVE the klan

 

[Uncle Buck]

Chalk Farm, sure the KKK theme could run to that one.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is there a cotton mill any where?

 

[El Presidente]

Paint your erect todger with creosote


Wood Green

 

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Uncle Buck and El P you're on top form today, I'm positively EJACULATING with laughter

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Leyton - go as a jobless bum

 

[Uncle Buck]

KKK member with a model church on your head, Whitechapel.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

The KKK answer to so many problems






































What?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dress as a priest with a bulge in your trousers - St Johns Wood

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Nice suggestions guys, but you've got to try harder.
High Barnet is out of the question.

Just heard a classic from a guy in the office

Turn up 2 hours after it starts with a bong in hand.

et voila.


Late n' stone(d)

 

[Tazman]

Have an Elephant under your left arm and a Castle under your right arm...i think you can see where i'm going with this one!

 

[Trufflehound]

Have an Elephant under your left arm and a Castle under your right arm...i think you can see where i'm going with this one!

Willesden Junction?

 

[Tazman]

 

[Lush]

Nice suggestions guys, but you've got to try harder.
High Barnet is out of the question.

Just heard a classic from a guy in the office

Turn up 2 hours after it starts with a bong in hand.

et voila.


Late n' stone(d)

Or High Barnet?

*still flogging dead horse*

 

[Simster]

Turn up with a union jack on your t-shirt and leave after 5 minutes. Why not invite a handful of irritating middle aged woman along too?

Wimbledon.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Go as a sieve with a selection of sieves of different sizes but similar in appearance.



You know where this shitty joke is going don't you.







Sieve 'n' Sisters.

Sorry.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Turn up with a union jack on your t-shirt and leave after 5 minutes. Why not invite a handful of irritating middle aged woman along too?

Wimbledon.

thats good

 

[Simster]

A t-shirt featuring a car up on breeze blocks.
Wear a replica shotgun.
Get a mate to give you two black eyes and wear a paint-on knife scar on your cheek.
Your pockets should be stuffed full of jewellry and you should go without your normal bag for the evening - use a big sack marked "SWAG" instead.

To complete the ensemble, you should spend all evening telling shit jokes and telling everyone how funny you are.


Oh yeah,... Liverpool Street


P.S Also sing the "Walk-on" part of "you'll never walk alone" all night.

 

[Beach Hut]

Get a dog outfit - Barking