Fancy Dress Tube Station Party

[Barnet Seagull]

Right chaps.

Got to go to one of these poxy things very soon and am looking for a new costume option.

NSC decide.

(Otherwise I'll be dressed up as Elvis and carrying a lobster again)

 

[Lush]

Can't you just go as High Barnet?

*snigger*

 

[Tazman]

Henry VIII with an angry expression?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I went to one of those parties as a womble. I was lucky to find a womble nose, as I was looking for some old tennis gear to go as McEnroe. I wore tartan trousers, braces and carried round a bag with screwed up newspaper.


Few Ideas:

Barons Court - Judge

Sloane Sq - Toff

Baker St - Sherlock

Tufnell Pk - Spliff smoking Cricketer

Holland Pk - Pimp/Prostitute

Angel - Angel

West Ham - Rubbish Footballer

Arsenal - See above

Kings Cross - Angry King

Oxford & Picadilly Circus - Clown/Trapeze artist

 

[Trufflehound]

Wear nylon trousers, then rub your crotch to get build up some static and get yourself aroused at the same time.

Hey! presto: Cracklewood.



(Edit: Yeah, all right. Cricklewood only has an overground station... So what?)

 

[El Presidente]

Naked and carrying a can of lager - Cockfosters

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Can't you just go as High Barnet?

*snigger*

 

[Faldo]

A french lady with an erection - Marylebone

Go as an angry yet double hard chav boxer - Hatton Cross

Incredible Hulk - Turnham Green

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Shave your genital area and stick an Oxo cube up your arse, run in, throw yourself on the floor, and lay there moaning before going very still.

You can be a dead Brazilian at Stock-well.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

*awaits joke involving carrying a rucksack*

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dress up as a Ku Klux Klan member and go as White City.

 

[Faldo]

Fake affro and can of tenants super - liverpool street

Going as Wayne Rooney also works - Liverpools treat...

Chain smoking roll ups - Holborn

*deleted coz Buck beat me to it*

 

[Faldo]

Dress as a wealthy Jamaican - Richmond

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Dress up as a Ku Klux Klan member and go as White City.

thats class

go as a don a hitler tash and go as seven sisters

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Can't you just go as High Barnet?

boom boom - she's back !

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Could go as a bomber?

 

[El Presidente]

Give Bryan Adams a golden shower: Canada Water

 

[El Presidente]

Stick a Toblerone up someone's arse in the gent's toilet--- Swiss Cottage

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dress up as the KKK again and go with a burning cross.

Blackfriars.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Dress as a hijacker - heathrow