Although not overly near Crewe, The Coopers Arms in Crowborough offers free camping and spectacular views. Dave the landlord is also more than happy to help warm your sleeping bag up for you.
Not necessarily annoying, but why do they say 'Pass it on' on the DulcoEase adverts when what they really ought to say is 'Helps soften your shite so it doesn't feel like you're passing a medicine ball' ?
In Search of the Fourth Chord - Status Quo - "Simply magnificient - Tubby Mondays"
Rock 'Til You Drop - Status Quo - "Immaculate work by Rick and Francis - Darren Currie"