Anyone ever had SEX with a LADYBOY?

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Was watching Alan Partridge's hilarious ladyboy antics last night and it got me wondering if anyone's had SEX with a Bangkok Chickboy? If so, was it intentional or was it a surprise which you just rolled with, aka Michael's army friend?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I'm keeping on eye on this thread today to see if anyone will own up?

 

[che]

Has never been to Thailand(Bangkok) so NO

 

[BensGrandad]

Not a ladyboy but I know of an instance when a chap had a birthday and his friends in the Mary Rose in Guildford got him a stripper. Before stripping off completly the stripper invited the chap into the toilets to give him a blow job and when he had finished went back into the bar and continued stripping and said "I have done it to you its your turn to do it to me" and then revealed that he was a fellow. The place erupted as the birthday boy went berserk.

 

[tip top]

It was a close call in Bangkok a few years ago. It was a mate that worked it out, I didn't have a clue.

The brother of someone in the current squad wasn't so lucky that night though

 

[eastlondonseagull]

No, but I've had one admire my behind in Bangkok

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[Pavilionaire]

"...so he f-f-f-flipped it over, on its wheels like..."

 

[Marc]

I know someone who did in Thailand and another who got "close"!
Even when you're pissfaced you can tell the difference quite easily although I can see why dumbarses would get it confused!

I personally made sure by asking them to show me their SNATCH in the pub before I dragged them back to my room Caveman Style!

 

[Robot Chicken]

One of my friends almost pulled one in a club.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Fascinating creatures...

 

[Tooting Gull]

Strange - I've never seen so many 'I know a bloke/one of my mates' references in any thread on NSC...

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Strange - I've never seen so many 'I know a bloke/one of my mates' references in any thread on NSC...

Yeah, I didn't realise any of the people on here actually had real mates !

 

[Easy 10]

I personally made sure by asking them to show me their SNATCH in the pub before I dragged them back to my room

You silver-tongued lothario, you.
Ever got anywhere with that line in the Cricks ?

 

[Lankyseagull]

Yeah, I didn't realise any of the people on here actually had real mates !

Thought you were gonig to own up for a moment Mr Bridge, after all you have shat the, sorry shared a bed with Mr. Mondays on more than one occasion!

 

[crasher]

My brother did (well sort of).

He was on a corporate jolly in France where prostitutes were arranged for them (it was one of those macho, reward the high-achievers kind of firms)

So he was delighten when an attractive French woman was delivered to his room. She said her name was "Francois". "You mean Francoise?" he said - at which point it dawned on him that she was he.

Thing is, by this stage, he was so keen that he went ahead anyway - rubbing himself between "her" legs to achieve the desired result.

 

[Marc]

You silver-tongued lothario, you.
Ever got anywhere with that line in the Cricks ?

eeerrr remind me

 

[Easy 10]

eeerrr remind me

"show me your SNATCH"

 

[Marc]

"show me your SNATCH"

aahh sorry having a blonde moment!

nope not tried it, probably get smashed to pieces if I do!

 

[steward 433]

"show me your SNATCH"

Now that is a PROPER chat up line