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Mark Fleet - number 4.

I'd like to see this, but may wait for the inevitable BBC4 screening. Or put it on my Lovefilm list.

I wonder if those kecks are fastened up with a strip of velcro?

That's MY shirt - in figure A. Where can I get those trousers though?

I think you'd have to look very hard to find someone who'd describe a polyester football shirt as "formal". They've got a collar, of sorts, I suppose.

How did the Shrews get on today? Even my Playlist in the car went pear-shaped - too many Dum Dum Girls songs in a row, my wife forwarded over Ivor Cutler. HKFC will be thrilled to know that Friday I'm In Love featured though.

I was criticised today for wearing what my companion described as a "formal shirt". He was wearing a black t-shirt and jeans. But that's his business, I suppose.

I did see that - happened after about 83 minutes. However, I wasn't surprised it didn't really change things for us. I don't really expect much, although I'm always hopeful - I've always prized unpredictability in football, although our lack of firepower is now starting to become a little...

Every time Kaz fell over, we got a free kick. EVERY time. Never seen that before. So, I'll say Kaz. But I love Paddy as well.

I'm slightly surprised at how poor people think we were, having just got back. OK, the first half was actually quite dull, with the best (only, excluding the free kick) chance right at the start, very tamely squandered. However, I thought the second half was extremely entertaining and we were...

He was great, like a middle-aged dad lolloping into a Sunday league game, not giving it that much, breaking himself in at walking pace then pow! A fancy trick. Zap! A little dribble. Kapow! A pinpoint cross and wham! A cross cum shot just wide. I want to see more of this man. He looks like he...

Pretty hard to teach the worst drafted standard in history, I would imagine. IFRS 12, that is.

I'm not so sure - what about the "Who?" when there's an opposition substitution?

Don't know his name, but he had a really low voice. They had one hit in the late 80s, I think, called Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.

Phew! Thought that last one was going to be the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies.

...but you must like fairly high-pitched male vocals.

I'm considering a fairly general mixtape, possibly a bands-with-a-Sussex-connection one. As usual, I will be playing Waiting For The 7:18, the aim being to get to the Let's Drive To Brighton On The Weekend bit (which, I'm ashamed to admit, always brings a tear to my eye) as we pass through the...

Yes, but I think they're more Converse.

Now I'm in my 40s, I've moved on a lot. I'm wearing blue suede shoes tomorrow.

Ok, I've had time for a think now: Franz Kafka and maybe, just maybe, the county of Sussex (in a broad kind of a way).