If you were on Mastermind.

[banjo]

If you were on Mastermind what subject would you specialise in ?

 

[El Presidente]

Viz magazine. I've subscribed for 25 years and had every special on top of the regular editions, including three versions of The Profanisaurus. Just wish I had kept them

 

[tinycowboy]

Double entry book-keeping, although it could be tricky if they asked questions about its origins as this is a disputed area. Failing that, IFRS 12. Anything interesting really...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Anyone remember Fred Housego, the taxi driver who won to great astonishment? I remember a comedian challenging the nation's surprise. And what is your specialist subject Mr Taxi Driver? "Absolutely ****ing everything"

 

[SweatyMexican]

The life and history of SweatyMexican.

 

[tinycowboy]

Ok, I've had time for a think now: Franz Kafka and maybe, just maybe, the county of Sussex (in a broad kind of a way).

 

[seagullwedgee]

I would do sketches from Only Fools and Horses - you set up the scenario, I'll do the next line/punch line.

Failing that, anatomy of the p155 flaps of the British female, and the flora and fauna to be found in that environment.

 

[Frutos]

The "Song Of Ice & Fire" novels.

 

[bassking]

The life and times of Basil Fawlty

 

[Prince Monolulu]

The Life and Times of Jonathan Obika followed by ANYTHING from The Daily Mirror Book of Facts (Rik R.I.P.)

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Kanye West studio album lyrics 2004-2014

 

[Albion100]

Red Dwarf. Books or TV I don't mind

 

[dazzer6666]

Blackadder, except Series 1 which was bollocks

 

[Garage_Doors]

Millets anoraks 14.99 to 19.99

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Great Albion failures of the past forty years - could take a long time.

 

[Guinness Boy]

You'd need more than one because I'm sure the brains trust that is NSC would be expecting to get to the final. I would have to pick from:

20th Century Chinese History (possibly a bit too broad, I'd narrow it down to the KMT v The Communists if I could)
The history of Detroit Techno (yes really)
Brighton and Hove Albion's only season under Oscar Garcia
How to drop your hat on a crowded commuter train and make everyone think it was the bloke next to you (might be a little narrow / too specialist)

 

[Superphil]

Viz magazine. I've subscribed for 25 years and had every special on top of the regular editions, including three versions of The Profanisaurus. Just wish I had kept them

Big Hard One?

 

[Garage_Doors]

The Sex Pistols. in fact have done it second hand

Ade Edmundsons did them as his chosen subject in a celebrity one,
Got every one Magnus asked him

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Bloke did The Jam once. Got 'em but then General Knowledge was not QUITE as successful!

 

[Grombleton]

The music of Pink Floyd