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Once he's fully fit, he'll start every game.

Yet Pukki was rated a (4) in the Sky Sports ratings?! I thought he looked dangerous, although Naarch lacked so much confidence in the final third it was painful to watch sometimes.

That must be painful for the owners. Two fish and one portion of chips cost me £15 last Saturday. I assumed they were serving whole salmon!! I reckon the real attendance today will be 25-26k. The pretendance will be (I'm going to guess)... 30,124. The two ST holders next to me only seem to...

Kelly Brook seems as thick as a whale omelette, but she's got lovely curves. Womanly.

I would possibly miss a Brighton FA Cup Final to throw Kylie around for an afternoon. My all-time "if you could, who would it be.." answer to 'that question' :lol:

My dead Grandmother could score a goal as long as the opposition was poor enough...

Got given a three pack of beers as a thank you from an employee of a small brewery in Leicestershire. About to start on one but feel I may end up with a glass of Rioja instead. I did 2 months 'dry' and am now going to have a couple. Dry again in January I think.

What a load of garbage this man 'collected'. I'd say more 'Hoarder' than 'Collector'. I don't see anything there which could give a worthwhile profit after restoration costs.

That man could eat an apple through a letterbox - but on the plus side, they're all his own! Given a choice between Moanrinho and his perma-scowl, I'd rather look at Klopp.

When I dip my conkers in freezing cold water my face doesn't look as calm as hers. That said, I'm almost 50 so could do that standing up now.... :annoyed:

I was expecting Nicholas Parsons in his boxers.... ???

Some salient comments above. So, is the 'middle ground' Lib-Dem, or are they just as dim?

I've never been really into politics in a big way, but if I had to lean to any party it'd be the Conservatives. However, I'd rather vote for my testicles in a 100m sprint - so they're out of the frame. Labour... Corbyn will take us straight back to the 1970's and knacker the country's finances...

Locadia would struggle to be a ball boy for us at the moment - such is our improvement as a squad. I know we moan and slag players off on here, but I often wonder what it must actually be like for the player when he fails. Arrive to a big fanfare, everyone slapping you on the back telling you...

I sit in Row F of WSL and got wet. I looked at the 'wet marks' on the floor and it stopped at Row J. I looked to my right and saw 4 or 5 rows of 'Dugout' getting very wet, including half a row of friends who bought into them. The crack-up is, I walked up to one of them and said "Hey Fella...

Also agree. However, this is the chance for them to learn that doing a job well brings rewards - in the form of tips!

If someone simply brings my food from the kitchen to the table, I don't leave a tip. That's what they get paid to do. If someone is attentive, makes sure we're ok and the food is acceptable, checks back to see if we need anything, keeps the drinks flowing, clears the table promptly and is...

"Have you seen the Prummeer League Trophy?" Prem-ee-ur. *cringe*

Yesterday it was cold and raining so I upped and went on 89 minutes to jog down to the station and avoid the massive queues and the subsequent 1 hour wait for a train in the pissing rain on the off chance we bang a winner in during the remaining 1 minute plus added time. This time, we did...