Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

Search results

  1. Knocky's Nose

    [Football] Colleen Rooney SCANDAL

    Two females whom if their brains were dynamite, wouldn't have enough to blow their hats off.... I have to say that Vardy looks like she's been caught red handed, and she does get paid good money to write columns for newspapers - thus needs to keep them happy... What better way than a few...
  2. Knocky's Nose

    [Albion] Better than Wayne Rooney, he’s Aaron Connelly...

    Maybe our Aaron goes out on the lash at every available opportunity and mounts anything which moves (or stands still) like a randy spaniel... all whilst his Missus moans to everyone who'll listen yet does toss all about it because the money's good.
  3. Knocky's Nose

    [Albion] Fans facing lengthy bans for racism

    Makes you wonder what kind of parallel universe these people slither back to when they're not at a match.... Do they read the newspapers? Do they listen to the news? Firstly you've got to be stupid enough to think it... After that, it's a whole new level of stupid to actually shout it. :nono:
  4. Knocky's Nose

    [Food] Pizza Express on the brink?

    Spot on, I've noticed this. Uncle Sams in Eastbourne is one. Since they've thrown the doors open to Just Eat and Deliveroo you end up waiting three times longer for your takeaway if you turn up in person. I don't blame them, as it's clearly been a great shot in the arm for their business -...
  5. Knocky's Nose

    [Food] Pizza Express on the brink?

    Poor. Very poor. But I still chuckled. :rolleyes:
  6. Knocky's Nose

    [Food] Pizza Express on the brink?

    I was a regular at the Eastbourne store for almost 20 years. We used to go there as a family when the kids were growing up pretty much once a week.. I'm loathe to admit it, but it was that little bit more expensive than Deep Pan Pizza / Pizza Hut etc. so your snotty nosed screaming kids and...
  7. Knocky's Nose

    [News] Scotland to ban smacking children

    To anyone who thinks you smack with a fist.. that's called a 'punch'... I can count on one hand the times I've smacked my children in the combined 40 years they've been on this planet. Each time was for one where stupidity had put them in mortal danger (and we're talking running out into the...
  8. Knocky's Nose

    [Albion] Why is Dunk consistently overlooked by England?

    Is it just because he's not quite good enough?
  9. Knocky's Nose

    [Albion] Do you believe "VAR is biased shit"?

    Agree with most sentiments that it's not biased, but it sucks the excitement out of a goal being scored like a vampire draining a fat bloke.
  10. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Would you pay to jump the NHS queue?

    I would pay it if I could afford it. I bloody hate queues.... especially when it comes to my health. When I was 30 years old I went to Ayia Napa. I flipped my Jet-Ski and ended up with torn muscles in my thighs as well as a hernia. I came back, saw the GP on the Friday morning and was told...
  11. Knocky's Nose

    [News] Dianne Abbot- Marvellous

    I've no strong views either way, but surely celebrating this "because she's black" is completely taking away from her personal achievement here, surely? Does it make any difference what colour she is? If she's got there on her own merit, why attribute anything to her skin colour? You could...
  12. Knocky's Nose

    [Albion] Spurs hammered 2-7 at home, will there be a backlash on Saturday

    I think the Spuds players will have a point to prove to themselves, never mind the manager.. They're full of quality, and even with a grey cloud over them they'll be dangerous. Completely agree that if we can come flying out of the traps and get an early goal then apply relentless pressure, we...
  13. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Question for fellow grammar pedants out there.

    Do you actually read what I say - or do you scan read, fizzle with outrage, then attack your keyboard like Animal from the Muppet Show playing the drums? :wink: I said 'in general'... I employed a dyslexic guy as a salesman. He was absolutely brilliant at sales, but I had to get someone in to...
  14. Knocky's Nose

    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    Much as I respect the rights of people to voice their opinion, there'd be equal amounts of people pissed off if I stormed a vegan restaurant and started shouting 'lettuce is plant murder' through a megaphone at the diners.... The bloke in question looks a knuckle-head anyway, and slapping a...
  15. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Do you worry ?

    I had to Google abuela. To save anyone else the time, it's 'Grandmother' :thumbsup:
  16. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Question for fellow grammar pedants out there.

    Okay... I've had time to think about it - and no matter what, I still come to the same conclusion. Throughout my life and in my own experience, poor grammar (both speech, and written) has been an indicator of lower intelligence. Note - I said in general - and I did not say 'stupid'. There...
  17. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Do you worry ?

    I'd worry if I didn't have confidence in myself and my ability to put food on the table. I'd work 10 hours a day in a factory, then clean toilets for 8 hours, then sleep 6 if I had to. Thankfully I've got my health. I now worry about my children (20 and 19 years old) instead. You want them to...
  18. Knocky's Nose

    [Other Sport] Dina Asher Smith

    I am ashamed to say I don't follow athletics and have never heard of her. I read that first post and thought you were talking about a streaker. ??? She's one fast lady. I pity the poor handbag snatcher who targets her. Toast. :lolol:
  19. Knocky's Nose

    [Football] Leicester scored with all five of their shots on target today

    I've just seen a purchase order for five cows (forward facing) and five banjos to be delivered directly to the training ground at 9am tomorrow... Fingers crossed.
  20. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Question for fellow grammar pedants out there.

    To quote myself... 'Lord' Sugar.... For a clearly intelligent man he speaks like a half-wit. Reading the post properly is an indicator of intelligence, unless you were taking the mick.. ??? (in which case, my apologies)

Top
Link Here