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  1. Knocky's Nose

    [Misc] Question for fellow grammar pedants out there.

    'Lord' Sugar says that all the time... Makes my shit itch. For a clearly intelligent man he speaks like a half-wit. It's "you were there" if it's in the past tense referring to someone else. Referring to yourself you'd say "I was there" "You was there" is wrong....
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    [Albion] Guess What, We'll Probably Get Beat Next Weekend Also

    And Sally. Don't forget Sally... I demand the return of flasks and bottle tops whilst we're at it. :hilton:
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    [NSC] Had trouble viewing NSC this morning

    I did stifle a giggle when I looked at the bottom of the home page on this site... :lolol: https://www.milliescookies.com/ I'm so childish....
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    [NSC] Registered users only can view NSC

    An unanswerable question, really. They achieve the equivalent of tripping the electric and turning the site off, which gains them absolutely nothing apart from some kudos amongst other sad-acts. Some of them see it as practice to bring down the big sites, and that's when they start asking for...
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    [NSC] Registered users only can view NSC

    If you made it permanent you'd see quite a drop in new members as there'd be nothing to draw people in. Good move by Bozza and what will start to happen is the bots will start looking elsewhere as they're getting nowhere. They're like burglars... they choose the easiest target and if you look...
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    [Football] Weekend bets

    Swansea v Reading... 1-0 at 90 minutes, curry in the bag. 90+2, Reading f*cking equalise. Bollocks
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    [Albion] Chelsea vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

    Best we get someone in who's taller, but not necessarily better.
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    [Football] Weekend bets

    I crashed and burned in spectacular fashion last weekend. You'll never be alone!
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    [Football] Weekend bets

    I've just put my Saturday 'betting pot' onto Liverpool to win (0-0 at half-time, so I got an in-play), Chelsea to win (sorry lads but this is cold hard cash here..) and Swansea to win. If it comes up, I'll be enjoying a nice Curry this evening. If it loses, I sincerely hope it's the Chelsea...
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    [News] Babies & Young Children on Planes

    It would also be interesting to compare how much they paid back then relative to what we pay now...
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    [TV] The return of Spitting Image

    They won't be able to get away with what they used to, but I'm sure it'll be funny all the same. I loved that programme. :smile:
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    [News] Babies & Young Children on Planes

    That was in addition to his Economy ticket. Emirates usually text you last-minute upgrade offers for a discounted price, and this time he took it up (to his regret).
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    [News] Babies & Young Children on Planes

    A friend of mine travels for business a lot, in Economy. He saved and saved for about 6 months to treat himself to an upgrade to 'Business' on his Emirates flight back from Sydney to Heathrow and eventually pushed the button, paying £1,400 do so. For both legs of the flight a baby was in the...
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    [Humour] Shoplifting? No, that's a bulge in my trousers.

    His Missus looks like she's shoplifted a camels toe.
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    [Help] Road tax question.

    Lada Niva!
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    [Help] Road tax question.

    Yeah. That would be simple, wouldn't it. That's why they don't do it. ??? New car, new document reference number, new DD.
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    [Help] Road tax question.

    Cancel the DD with the bank, and also notify DVLA. Even if DVLA drag their heels you'll get a letter to say "the road tax payment hasn't been received and your road tax will be invalid, and you should... oh, now we've got your notification, forget what we've just said.."
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    [Music] Popmaster

    The moment he says 60's or 70's I just give up on the question. I was either a twinkle in my Dad's eye, or shitting my nappies at the time so wasn't too focused on the charts, apart from my weight and feeding ones. 80's - I rarely get one wrong. 90's I'm pretty good at. I got 'Candy Flip' this...
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    [TV] 25 years old today

    Yeah, and when she takes my dinner order she gets her pid pad pod and asks if I'd like peas or custard. She doesn't really.
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    [TV] 25 years old today

    Absolutely genius comedy at the time. One of my all time favourites and every comedian on there is a legend. Even today, when me or the Mrs have a good cough we sometimes say 'Bob Fleming 'ere..' aftwerwards. :lolol:

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