[Humour] Shoplifting? No, that's a bulge in my trousers.

[Thunder Bolt]

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The comments are hilarious, but my favourite has to be

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

Must be all this talk about a General Erection.

 

[marlowe]

I liked the quote from his partner Mandy who told the Sun: ‘It was so humiliating. What they did to Steve was disgusting.’

Despite the disgust and humiliation she expresses she then decides it's a good idea to agree to suggestively pose holding a variety of measuring instruments across Steve's lap.

It also appears that Steve's not the only one who enjoys displaying the contours of his genitalia in his trousers as Mandy appears to favour the "camel toe" look which is rather evident in her jogging bottoms in one of the photos.

 

[Megazone]

Happens to me all the time. No big deal.

 

[el punal]

I liked the quote from his partner Mandy who told the Sun: ‘It was so humiliating. What they did to Steve was disgusting.’

Despite the disgust and humiliation she expresses she then decides it's a good idea to agree to suggestively pose holding a variety of measuring instruments across Steve's lap.

It also appears that Steve's not the only one who enjoys displaying the contours of his genitalia in his trousers as Mandy appears to favour the "camel toe" look which is rather evident in her jogging bottoms in one of the photos.

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I can only assume by the look of consternation and disappointment on Mandy’s face that Steve’s ‘shop lifting items’ of meat and two veg have disappeared.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

His Missus looks like she's shoplifted a camels toe.

 

[Jack Straw]

I've got twelve inches in my trousers, but I don't use it as a rule.