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    [Travel] What Is The Most Environmentally Friendly Vehicle?

    Pop Star, or Film Star? Or.. Porn Star?! :eek:
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    [Misc] NSC Going Down Hill ?

    You always get lulls on a forum. There are simply times when there's not really much to say, people get busy doing other things, or the general mood isn't there. We've got Brexshit, miserable weather - and a pretty dull international break if racism doesn't excite you. Not exactly conducive...
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    [Other Sport] Tony Bloom's horses running thread

    Plonked this bet on at Midday and have been flat out busy all afternoon, so forgot to check the results!! Once again, Uncle Tony delivers.... :love:
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    [Football] If people from around the country were asked to name.....

    Same... Don't know if I read the question wrong, but in my head it was 'which other clubs' - not us.
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    [Misc] Anadin Extra Rant

    My Missus is a medical professional and regularly laughs at the price of branded paracetamol and brufen. In our house we have generic.. I actually buy them from Bookers in huge packs and they last us about a year as a family. As for them disappearing off shelves - maybe the manufacturers of...
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    [Football] Foul of the season

    Watch it a few times... or leave the video running. All will be revealed! Very sneaky....
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    [Politics] The UK to become the greatest place on earth to live.

    Anyone caught taking a selfie for social media use will have their phone confiscated. Anyone taking a picture of their dinner (or hot drink) for upload to social media will have said meal or drink confiscated and given to a homeless person. Any politician who does not answer a straight...
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    [Drinking] Alcoholic/like a beer or two too much?

    This is one of the biggest hurdles. Alcohol can play such a big part in everything you do it's like a death or divorce when you just stop on a sixpence. You end up being a bit lost for what to do with yourself. My 'filler' was Heineken 0,0. I suppose it's the smokers equivalent of picking...
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    [Drinking] Alcoholic/like a beer or two too much?

    Knowing you're not the only one is a huge boost. Having the balls to admit you're a heavy drinker is a big hurdle. Once you're over that, and have accepted it - you can then start to address it. The more you share it, and talk about it - the more you realise you're not some lone lunatic in a...
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    [Other Sport] Tony Bloom's horses running thread

    True. Never thought of that. :smile:
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    [Other Sport] Tony Bloom's horses running thread

    I'd love to know how much Tony himself had on it. :smokin: I would also not want to be the bookmaker who took his bet........ Ouch.
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    [Other Sport] Tony Bloom's horses running thread

    £20 e/w at 28/1 £712 coming my way. Tony... I LOVE YOU :kiss:
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    [Other Sport] Tony Bloom's horses running thread

    Has won on soft ground before, has just been dropped back slightly in trip, and carries a lot less weight than has been won with before. Six places on the each way. I've done a cheeky little e/w on this, so it's bound to still be running at about 9pm this evening... ???
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    [Misc] Fanny Farts

    How many of them are there? :ohmy:
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    [Misc] Fanny Farts

    Apart from scoring a 90th minute winner at Smellhurst, nothing could put anyone in a good light on here.. :whistle: Oh.. and definitely me, too big. Oh yes. Yes. That's me. Tripod, that's my nickname. :moo:
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    [Misc] Fanny Farts

    It must have something to do with the angle of penetration and the angle of the 'interior'. I had one girlfriend who, whilst we were at it (every single time) sounded like a horse trotting through a bog..... We put it down to incompatible genitalia, laughed about it, then drifted apart (both...
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    [Football] Colleen Rooney SCANDAL

    Had to chuckle just now.. The press have renamed Coleen Rooney... "Wagatha Christie" :lolol: Can't believe this is even news.
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    [Help] What is your first name?

    Leroy. Near enough.
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    [Humour] Dog Bore magazine

    *Not sure if that's too much for NSC. Mods, feel free to delete this and send me to cyber prison for a bit - my opinion of cats will not change. :whistle:

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