[Albion] A weekend in bed with Kelly Brook or a Brighton win

[Raleigh Chopper]

Kelly will let you do anything you want to her so what's it to be.

 

[Stat Brother]

Kelly will let you do anything you want so what's it to be.

Even watch the football?

 

[Weststander]

Sorry Albion, the fomer.

Is she a lard arse these days though?

 

[Stat Brother]

I could easily be finished before Sussex By The Sea, so it's a win/win.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

To make you feel old, Kelly Brook is 40 this month.

Still in her prime as far as I'm concerned and has had plenty of time to learn some extra dirty tricks that she may not have carried out at a younger age.

 

[maresfield seagull]

Sorry Albion, the fomer.

Is she a lard arse these days though?

She fluctuate s a bit
Still very fit though

 

[KZNSeagull]

Albion. It it were Kylie however...

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Sorry Albion, the fomer.

Is she a lard arse these days though?

Her weight tends to fluctuate yes, but by no means a lard arse.

 

[Stat Brother]

She fluctuate s a bit

Dutch oven?

 

[jakarta]

Seen a lot of action so probably got a flange like a trawlerman's welly.

 

[Durlston]

Takes me too long to reload my gun these days, if you know what I mean.

Holly Valance though.........it would be like a water pistol!

 

[GT49er]

Kelly will let you do anything you want to her so what's it to be.

You've checked this out with her, have you? (asking for a friend)

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Ridiculous question..

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[Knocky's Nose]

Albion. It it were Kylie however...

I would possibly miss a Brighton FA Cup Final to throw Kylie around for an afternoon. My all-time "if you could, who would it be.." answer to 'that question'

 

[Taybha]

1 shot off target over the whole weekend or a Brighton win , i'll take the win .

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I have got to say Brighton win. Monogamy is not a board game or a dark, hard wood and as such is a commitment for life

Plus she'd never let me

 

[Pavilionaire]

Take her doggy so you can both watch the live stream?

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Brighton win


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[Palacefinder General]

I would possibly miss a Brighton FA Cup Final to throw Kylie around for an afternoon. My all-time "if you could, who would it be.." answer to 'that question'

Blimey I'd consider taking a Palace win over Kylie. Not in the same ball park as Kelly Brook. Don't see the appeal at all.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

I'd take a weekend in bed with the England No 4. Sorry boys, who's Kelly Brook?