The morning after my 19th birthday party, at our shared student flat in Coldean, a neatly curled-out turd was found in the toilet brush holder. Never found out who laid it! Sad fact is, it was only 6 inches from the actual toilet, so we were really puzzled as to why there?
Left Winchester at 7.15 this morning. Usual 45 minutes to roundabout just past fontwell where A29 & A27 split, then stuck in traffic until 11.00 because of the roadworks! Got to work in Worthing at 11.15. Bloody nightmare. And it says "For 7 weeks" on the sign!
OK, I looked it up on the internet, and Mrs Valerie Goldstone is a senior course administrator in the Institute of Criminal Justice Studies at Portsmouth University.