Got assaulted at work

[Triggaaar]

I don't suppose I'll get much sympathy here, I'm a civil enforcement officer (traffic warden to most of you), and while I was giving someone a ticket for blocking an emergency access route, the shit hit me on the back of the head. They smashed up my camera too, but fortunately the memory card is in tact, so the police should find the culprit.

Got the rest of the day off, so now chilling with an ice pack.


EDIT - please see this post before feeling sorry for me


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[Digweeds Trousers]

that made me laugh out loud. By the way = well done though as i heard that it was a right pwoper villain that tried to do you over.

 

[Ernest]

Why shouldn't people be allowed to park where they want ? Typical f***ing jobsworth insisting people park in their proper places. You're like those f***ing railway hitlers making sure people travel on the trains they booked.

Make my f***ing blood boil, jobsworths deserve all they get.

 

[Hove Seagull]

Heard that you got shit-faced!

 

[Mackenzie]

Was it something like this?

 

[Albumen]

Whn you don't own a car you tend to warm to traffic wardens. I wish you a speedy recovery.

 

[Triggaaar]

Heard that you got shit-faced!

What makes you say that? Only the felon and a couple of other people know about that.

 

[Worthingite]

Despite the fact that you've got a job that people despise, nobody should have to put up with that sort of shit when only doing their job. Enjoy your day with your ice pack bud, and hope the bloke gets whats coming to him.

 

[Hove Seagull]

What makes you say that? Only the felon and a couple of other people know about that.

Fred Dinneage told me. Apparently it's on South Today. "Triggaaar-Happy Traffic Warden gets shit-faced on duty!"

 

[Icy Gull]

I don't have a problem with traffic wardens, it's not like it's a surprise that you'll get a ticket for illegal or overtime parking

Speedy recovery mate.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Despite the fact that you've got a job that people despise, nobody should have to put up with that sort of shit when only doing their job. Enjoy your day with your ice pack bud, and hope the bloke gets whats coming to him.

er........is it polite to mention the obvious?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Fred Dinneage told me. Apparently it's on South Today. "Triggaaar-Happy Traffic Warden gets shit-faced on duty!"

 

[Don Logan]

I don\'t suppose I\'ll get much sympathy here, I\'m a civil enforcement officer (traffic warden to most of you), and while I was giving someone a ticket for blocking an emergency access route, the shit hit me on the back of the head. They smashed up my camera too, but fortunately the memory card is in tact, so the police should find the culprit.

Got the rest of the day off, so now chilling with an ice pack.


EDIT - please see this post before feeling sorry for me

If you have a handlebar mostache, a mullet and speak with a lisp...then I think we met earlier.

 

[Triggaaar]

er........is it polite to mention the obvious?

Ok, first post edited and 3 PMs sent out.

 

[Blackadder]

er........is it polite to mention the obvious?

Not sure. This one could have legs.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I don't have a problem with traffic wardens, it's not like it's a surprise that you'll get a ticket for illegal or overtime parking

Speedy recovery mate.

Yup, they're far better than those Hilters on the rai..........

 

[Triggaaar]

er........is it polite to mention the obvious?

Some flowers have just arrived at the front door. Has Dinneage given out my address?

 

[Blackadder]

Some flowers have just arrived at the front door. Has Dinneage given out my address?

Nah, Southern Don is trying to keep you sweet.

 

[Hove Seagull]

Some flowers have just arrived at the front door. Has Dinneage given out my address?

Unless you live in Portsmouth, Dinneage wouldn't have a clue where you live!

 

[Triggaaar]

Nah, Southern Don is trying to keep you sweet.

That twat has got my address! Let's see how he likes it face to face, the coward.