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I played in the same U16 team as John Salako. He was always offside.

Nothing new under the sun. You should read Joseph Conrad's "The Secret Agent". Set in 1886 but based on the French anarchist Martial Bourdin who blew himself up in Greenwich by mistake. No-one knows what his bomb was supposed to destroy.

Ahhh, so he was mentally ill...

No doubt the right of centre posters on here will soon be along to condemn this act by one of their fellow travellers and will be keen to point out to the authorities any of their friends who may have anything other than completely legal intentions.

Glue-sniffing or old-fashioned sweets?

Not 'alf! They played the last quarter of the game with a front three of Haaland - 19, Jadon Sancho - 19 and Giovanni Reyna (who provided the assist) - 17

Oh my! I saw the title and thought this must be some strange joke - but no. What sort of lunatic thought that this was in any way a good idea? I am truly stunned.

1. How do you know it's shit if you don't watch it? 2. Why bother posting about it if you haven't got the faintest interest in it? 3. Which other subjects which you don't have the faintest interest in do you post about?

It's remarkable isn't it. In our last Championship season I was beside a man in his fifties with two other men in their early twenties who I assume were his sons. All three of them spent the entire match standing and staring accross the neutral zone at the opposition fans. They didn't say...

It was Wednesday - it takes me so long to do that I am always a day behind...

From yesterday's Guardian: Seaside location, sunny and happening (8)

Big thumbs up from me!

Just moved to Chichester. Already mourning the loss of proximity to 64 Degrees, Bincho Yakitori, LFM, The Urchin, Curry Leaf etc. Any locals able to point me in the direction of anything interesting in the far West?

That's just copies sold. The Guardian is arguably the second most read newspaper in the country after the Mail with 42 million unique readers each month online (admittedly not all in the UK).

This one's a bit special as well:

I don't know about that...real mixture as there is here. I rather enjoyed this one:

Really? I am currently in a nightmarish situation where I am having to prove to my bank that I am not an American citizen. If I can't do it they are threatening to close my account. So far I have taken in my passport and my birth certificate - still waiting to hear if that is enough. Are you...

It was actually 2002.

Proxy vote.

In which case it should be Owen Farrell: 5 Premier League titles, 3 European Cup titles, 2 Six Nations victories, 1 victorious Lions tour and a World Cup Final appearance.