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I would willingly support Trump being indicted for Crimes Against Humanity on the basis of his truly appalling tailing alone.

I am sat outside in Sweden right now and can confirm that it is frickin’ hot. But not as hot as yesterday.

‘sake. You’ll never find a buyer for that place then.

Small world. I trust the cheapskates slipped a fifty dollar bill in your thong.

All of that, from my perspective, is true enough. However, the real game-changer for me is never having to go to my local BP ever again and spend 20-minutes queuing to pay for fuel behind some **** who’s decided that the Wild Bean Cafe is just the place to do his weekly grocery shop.

@El Presidente , @Frutos , @Guinness Boy and @Goldstone1976 provide a confidential 24-counselling service. Simply PM any of them your number and they’ll call you right back.

Zero place in ANY sport at ANY level for players who’s primary intent appears to be to injure opponents (apart from boxing / MMA etc). Just get him off the pitch.

Well, yes. Me tbh. Although to be fair I’m not a big driving enthusiast as going anywhere by car these days is generally a ballache owing to the state of the roads, traffic calming measures all over the place and the sheer volume of traffic (which I fully accept includes me). I guess it...

Just to clarify your clarification; if you need a poo, is a cheeky wee included FOC in the £10, or is it billed and invoiced separately?

18 police officers were assaulted yesterday so I expect the perpetrators were in court today and have all received 2+ years custody.

Seems like the whole country has gone Oasis mad. Just ordered the ‘Oasis soup’ in a local restaurant and got a roll with it.

How about ‘Don’t Leave Me This Way’ ? I watched the highlights on MoTD and by the time the winner was scored the stadium looked half empty.

Ha! Yes, likewise. But today is a rare free weekend so I’ve bought tickets for me and the kids for the BIG match! (Cambridge Utd vs Blackpool)

“You’re through to Bond. James Bond. Licensed to share tickets.”

Agreed. Controlling the narrative is the key aspect of Westminster politics. It's why Alistair Campbell was such a high profile and pivotal figure in Tony Blair's inner-circle. He'd launch into daily tirades against the Lobby correspondents that would leave hardened news journalists quaking. I...

Fair enough; as no offence was intended then I'll happily apologise for drawing that inference. No problem. Essentially, I have no dog in this fight. I don't even have a dog tbh. I just thought it was quite a funny gag (admittedly, not hilarious, but just funny), because like all good gags it...

:lolol: Have another go but try to make this effort MORE patronising, if possible. Perhaps I didn't read it in the press? Perhaps it was shown to me on Tuesday evening by someone who works in Westminster? :dunky:

Your complaint is best taken up with the WhatsApp group featuring 9 members of the Cabinet, which is where the gag originated.

Well, I for one would like to congratulate the Prime Minister on Sue Gray’s first two months in power.

Fully in favour of the swift justice and lengthy sentences being handed down but the bloke who got 2 years inside for “shouting at a police dog” does have a whiff of Speckled Jim about it.