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f*** me, watching dancers is so dull

Two f***ing complete culsterfucks in France today and the train lines getting blown up was the lesser of the two

Well, I’ve got absolutely no idea what’s going on. It just seems like a load of old random bollocks with no cohesion or anybody there watching, so far as I can tell? Zero atmosphere and zero sense of occasion. And the mix between pre-recorded bits and bits outside in the pissing rain doesn’t...

In an NSC EXCLUSIVE, I can reveal that when I saw Kemi earlier this week I took the opportunity to ask her when she would be announcing her candidacy for the leadership of the Conservative Party. Whereupon she declined to comment and just looked at me funny.

"Sorry - lean, grilled chicken, steamed vegetables and brown rice is sold out. Vegan KitKat?"

Only just. Try a pair of trunks half a size up.

3 month ban for body shaming.

Compared to using the car parks at Stansted airport, the process at Manchester looks marginally less painful.

My thoughts, too. Given the importance of the broadcast, I'm assuming that was Biden at his 'best.' So if that broadcast represents Biden at his best, what is he like the rest of the time, ffs?

That can't be right, surely? Please substitute with the officially-approved NSC version: "A friend of mine went on the early Eurostar today to watch Rugby Sevens but spent 15 hours queuing at passport control so they gave up and came home again."

When are we going to do the "Are you a Pole, Walter?" gag? I don't want to go too early.

I’ve got a huge amount of time for Mitoma. But sperm whales can get in the sea.

The victim is alive and in hospital in a serious but stable condition.

Exactly this. Its amazing how many people are getting exercised about this issue, believing it refers to a cap on Child Benefit, when in fact it refers to an additional and entirely different benefit.

That thread title - and your comment quoted above - reminds me of a post @Hiney once made, concerning the next-day repercussions of a night spent on the beer and curry. What made the post particularly memorable was that @Hiney had put his back out and so Mrs Hiney had to join him in the...

On Radio 4 earlier, the correspondent was making a similar point to yours: those that will vote Trump will vote Trump regardless. However, Harris seems to have energised untold number of Democrats who otherwise were unlikely to bother voting. A problem for Trump as his poll number will likely...

:angry: 28 days. No remission. Enjoy the garden.

On a more serious note, I’m appreciative of your summary of how the process to formally get Harris on the ticket works. I was aware that she still needs to be fully endorsed but not of the timescales etc. However, globally, the whole debate and everything surrounding it is now framed as ‘Trump...

No - that would have been one of the other fine array of Moderators.

Well yes. But I’m not changing back because I like to live dangerously and fly in the face of the 0.00000009% chance it won’t be Harris.