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He doesn’t have much choice, now that Sue Gray is wearing his trousers.

That’s kind of you, but don’t thank me; thank the loose-lipped Lobby Correspondent who lives locally to me and joins the little dawn running group I’m a member of. She’s usually got a few little tasty tit-bits on her phone that disgruntled Honourable and Right Honourable Members have shared with...

Somewhere deep inside the Accounting and Finance faculty at the University of Liverpool a klaxon sounds and a Dullard strokes his chin and opens a fresh Excel worksheet…

Agree. And what is even worse from a political dimension is doing this now ffs. I mean, what the f*** were they even thinking?! If you’re going to do this, at least do it in April. You literally couldn’t pick a worse time politically to announce this. For the next 5 months the media will be...

A few weeks ago I shared on here the slightly caustic quip originating on a WhatsApp group comprised mostly of Cabinet members, congratulating Sue Gray on her first 2 months in power. (I was shown it; I’m not a member of it, obvs). Whilst the gag itself was mildly funny, it was the tiny grain...

Good on you for making an effort. Next time maybe go for a pair of indigo jeans in a Boot Cut?

Tell that to ATS. It took the ****s two days to change the tyres on my car 😡

I was driving on the M11 at the time. I had to pull over onto the hard shoulder and await rescue.

To be fair, I felt the same after my first visit to the Festival Leisure Park in Basildon on a Saturday night.

:shrug:

Fair play to those intrepid and inventive ‘anti-wasters’ on here. Although my parents were very much of the same ilk, I have to say I am the complete opposite and have absolutely no qualms or guilty conscience about lobbing out food that’s even a bit iffy. I just don’t have the time...

Did she lose her passport? Annoying.

What exactly were you expecting to have changed since last Tuesday?

Same thing happened to me with The History of Glue

This is exactly where I am. In fact I’m re-reading Bring up the Bodies again right now as there is just so much in it that it deserves a second read. I have a copy of the Mirror and the Light but have delved into it yet…

For those who have listed Wolf Hall, I too made multiple failed attempts. Then one day I persevered, it suddenly clicked and I was rewarded with the most stunning piece of literature I’ve ever read. (And when I make that claim, you have to bear in mind that I’ve read Kev the Ape’s account of his...

Every. Single. f***ing. One. Of. Them. :shootself

I’m not sure how NSC would function without you. Perhaps Bozza should consider setting up a mechanism whereby he and the moderators could discuss issues like this, and share views and opinions on how best to proceed, on a daily basis. I’ll suggest it to him on our WhatsApp group.

Relax. The only person who gets wound up about it is you.

FFS. We’re really having no luck with injuries.