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  1. Knocky's Nose

    [NSC] The Bear Pit

    I have not once visited the Bear Pit since it's conception and opening, and the General Forums have been such a better place without all the bollocks the Bear Pit contains. I can only liken it to having screaming and crying kids running around all day... :catfight: : then that lovely calmness...
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    [Albion] Dunk's new contract

    Brilliant. I had a smile like a Cheshire Cat when I read the news. Uncle Tony's Master Plan takes a big stride forward.
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    [Football] Ben White - Sings new FOUR year deal.

    I was talking to a member of my extended family down from Leeds yesterday and I was laughing my socks off... "He doesn't even want to come back to Brighton. He loves Leeds. With us he'll be playing for England in no time..." :bla: "Then make a stupid offer... not a p*ss-take £22m" "I reckon'...
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    [Help] Motoring Fine - Do I have a defence?

    LadySeagull - thank you very much for your input. Sadly I'd already paid the fine by then as I was seen as Jeff Bezos the Second for driving a 20-plate van, and a pillock for entering a hatched zone. I will freely admit to the second, and I have learnt my lesson. It will never happen again...
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    [Albion] Uğurcan Çakır

    He's not Dutch, so I'm not interested. :glare:
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    [Food] Sunday morning breakfast club

    Hear, more than see.. but yes.
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    [Food] Sunday morning breakfast club

    No - I just farted a lot. Bread does that to me. :down:
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    [Food] Sunday morning breakfast club

    I had THE most Hipster breakfast at the Skylark Cafe in Grove Road, Eastbourne (about a 5 minute walk from Casa Knocky's Nose) Half a toasted multi-seed Bagel with smashed avocado on, topped with two rashers of locally sourced bacon, then three chunks of baked halloumi, then two poached eggs on...
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    [Albion] Ben White buys house in Worthing

    "Naah then Bozza. It's reet 'ot down 'ere. Ah prefers t'wind an' t'rain o' Leeds tuh be 'onest..."
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    [Albion] Zakaria Labyad

    Do our recruitment team just love the all expenses paid visits to The Netherlands, flying into Amsterdam for a night or two? ??? We'll be playing in Orange stripes in a few seasons...
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    [Albion] Caption competition

    Right arm. Just the right arm, Ben...... Leave your left arm blank. I have no idea why, but them's the rules...
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    [Sussex] Sussex and Yorkshire - The ties that bind.

    I was born and raised in Bradford. Came to East Sussex when I was 18. I would rather slam my conkers in a car door and smear chilli paste on the remnants than move away from Sussex. So, unless I become a raging pervert - you lot are stuck with me. I love this place.
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    [Football] Ben White - Sings new FOUR year deal.

    Sky Bet seem to have White at 'Evens' to go to the hugely colossal club that what is called the United of Leeds (Lord praise them and Forgive me for uttering their name, I am not worthy, etc..)
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    [Help] Motoring Fine - Do I have a defence?

    Christ... Look at me. I must be Palace.
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    [Humour] Two Birds, One Stone

    You could make Leeds the preferred destination. They'd all be playing in the Premier League after a couple of weeks with Bielsa. :shrug:
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    [Help] Motoring Fine - Do I have a defence?

    Fair enough. Apologies.
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    [Help] Motoring Fine - Do I have a defence?

    Which is where presumptuous people like your good self can often look stupid. It's a hire van, from Apex Rentals...
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    [Help] Motoring Fine - Do I have a defence?

    Good Lord. So that junction alone brings on £517,000 a year in fines. Wow. I bet the camera operator gets treated like royalty at the Hammersmith & Fulham Head Office. :glare: Just looking at the images above, in fairness how on earth can you make a judgement call when the hatched area is...

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