[Albion] Caption competition

[PILTDOWN MAN]

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

45 now but I'm hoping for 3

 

[British Bulldog]

Uh oh! is that Leeds fans over there?

 

[Bob!]

Home sweet home

 

[banjo]

Do they do gravy on chips down south??

 

[AmexRuislip]

Ben White: Lewis, why are you laughing so much?

Lewis Dunk: Haha Haha, guess who I've got in my pocket.

 

[tip top]

Stick by me Padawan.

 

[Frankie]

2 Brighton and Hove Albion Centre Backs .

 

[NooBHA]

View attachment 127028

Ben White ''The number 45 on my tracksuit trousers signifies that I have a 45 inch Willy''

Lewis Dunk ''Thats nothing - If I put my hands in my picket and push upwards mine is in my mouth''

 

[happypig]

"How is your mental health today, Ben ?"

"No, Lewis, when I said I was in a bad place, I meant Yorkshire"

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Right arm. Just the right arm, Ben...... Leave your left arm blank. I have no idea why, but them's the rules...

 

[larus]

No Ben, when I say whip it up the line, I’m not talking about a dog.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

View attachment 127028

Dunk: "The thing is Ben, you've got to EARN the right to wear the training shorts over your leotard"

 

[el punal]

View attachment 127028

Right Ben, you’re back down south now, you wear a man skirt like me and we’ll have none of this f***ing whippet shit, alright?

 

[Wellesley]

LD: How was Leeds Ben?
BW: Full of stinking dirty scum-sucking deluded Yorkshire c*****.
LD: Yeah, thought so.

 

[Eeyore]

BW: 'Ar was reet int t' zone en volleyed eet int tarp carner'

LD: 'Couldn't we have just loaned him to Fulham ?'

 

[Perkino]

BW: "I'm so excited following my excellent pre-season, hopefully we can form an awesome partnership"
LD: thinking to himself, 'Should I tell him Adam Webster is sat in the Directors lounge and about to sign'

 

[Stat Brother]

"With my new contract I should be able to afford trousers that fit".

 

[swindonseagull]

Hey Dunky you got any spare socks? I can't afford any after buying the big house just down the road from the training ground.

 

[peterward]

View attachment 127028

And how long do we get in the prison exercise yard Lewis?