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    [Help] Motoring Fine - Do I have a defence?

    Okay. I get the general feeling here is to simply pay the silver and move on... Thanks to everyone. I'll do that. Yes, I do feel it's harsh as the cars were flowing freely and I thought I'd get in easily. However, they all stopped en-masse as the lights changed - and they were all big...
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    [Help] Motoring Fine - Do I have a defence?

    Just got this through the post. I actually remember it clearly, too... Large hatched area, traffic in distance moving, I carried on as I saw what I thought would be enough room for me to fit into - and whoomp, the cars all stopped dead and the gap became slightly smaller than I had...
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    [Football] Bournemouth manager.

    He learnt everything he knew from a Scania K410.
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    [Football] Bournemouth manager.

    Is 'Smucky' a word? Failing that, can it be? ???
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    [Football] Maurizio Sarri given the heave ho by the old lady.

    If Maldini spent a week with Bielsa, he'd transcend mortality!
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    [Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***

    Bale has said he's only interested in going to Leeds. :hilton:
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    [Albion] Trossard

    Which is like sticking him on AutoTrader. Is he for sale, then? ???
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    [Humour] Odd - but try doing this.... (bit of fun)

    This is to try and override our brain, but we fail every time it seems. You've probably seen this before, but if you haven't.... * Sit in your computer chair, at a table, on the sofa - whatever. * Raise your right foot off the floor and rotate it in a clockwise circle. Keep doing this. *...
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    [Football] How have you enjoyed Potterball?

    I think this is a transition period where he's shaping his squad. He knows what he wants, and when he gets there it'll be either great to watch - or we'll slide down the table like a drunken stripper. I think we'll do ok though. I like his style. It's great to be a part of as a fan and I have...
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    [Albion] How Many Albion Games Have You Seen?

    A monstrously JCL 80-90 live games where I've physically been there. As willy-waving goes on this thread, I have a winky the size of a 20/20 vision cobbler's thumb.
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    [Football] Championship play-off final - Brentford v Fulham

    Absolutely agree with every word of this post. :thumbsup: I wish him all the best, and if I ever get there again will welcome him back the Amex. I doubt he'll score against us, so that's a billy bonus.
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    [Football] Championship play-off final - Brentford v Fulham

    As someone said - bring him on with fresh legs against a tired Brentford and he'll rip them apart if he's up for it.
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    [Albion] (The Hypothetical) Next Captain

    Dale Stephens if he's staying. Older player who plays regularly, sensible head and can relay instructions well.
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    [Albion] 4 Lifetime Debentures for sale

    Piglet Pies made from Premium Ingredients (the Smoked Salmon and Caviar Pies are amazing, apparently), Special Harveys Ales, a Head and Shoulder Massage before and after the game, a parking space out the front, and you're allowed to bring in a flask full of bottle tops to every match.
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    [Albion] 4 Lifetime Debentures for sale

    If you only wanted two, I could be interested in the other two... Not sure how many you're after.
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    [Misc] Sleep Apnea

    I used to have crap nights sleep snoring and waking myself up doing so. Then, I heard someone on the radio say they'd shoved some stuff under their mattress to elevate the head section. I tried it, and it bloody worked! Best suggestion ever (apart from don't whistle whilst eating custard...
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    [Travel] DVLA- please help!

    How on earth does a man of your age and social standing even know what that means?! :ohmy:
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    [Albion] Josh King

    I'd have him at our club, for sure. I'd even join the throng of socially distanced supporters waving the welcome banners!
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    [Food] Sunday Roast Club

    I'm a total meat-eater, but that 'whole animal' in view stuff never quite sits well with me... I know my views on this are totally senseless by the way. I stayed at a Hotel last night so had a big breakfast - so Sunday Lunch for me has been about 8 crackers and a pot of Houmous.
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    [Music] Phil May

    Bin Laden?

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