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They'll be very good, and you'll be able to sell them for 60% of what you paid for them after 1-2 years of use...

St. Lukes Hospital, Bradford, West Yorkshire. Moved to Eastbourne when I was 18, then on to Tunbridge Wells and East Grinstead, then back to Eastbourne where I've settled for life. My Daughter was born in Brighton, my Son in Eastbourne, and I married a girl born in Crawley who moved to...

The same here. You support your team no matter what, but it does get tiring saying "oh for f*cks sake [insert player name]" a hundred times per game. As for VAR... Everyone seems to question it as much as the referees initial decision in the old days - but now it just removes the absolute...

Love this. Elf is our family Christmas Eve film every year. :xmas: As for Peter and Katie... how on earth did he keep a straight face?!!

My first wife did exactly the same - but after marrying me, not ducking her head under the water. ???

Sundat. I work 6 days a week and this is my only dat off.

No offence intended! I am an Apple slave btw, if that helps. :smokin:

Bad drivers. If you can't judge a parking space, can't judge the width or length of your car, don't know courtesy on the road, or think it's acceptable to drive like a twunt - tear up your licence and ride a bike. Anyone who is 'super excited'... Is excited not enough then? Dicks. In...

First - Michael Jackson at Aintree Racecourse, supported by Kim Wilde. I think, at the time, it was the biggest outdoor concert ever? I could be wrong. Worst - Spandau Ballet at the Brighton Centre. Love them, but they were just going through the motions at the time. Best - I have to say...

I can eat a bowl of Sugar Puffs, then around three hours later my pee smells exactly like Sugar Puffs. I have zero idea why... :shrug: I no longer eat Sugar Puffs.

Mulberry isn't riding the crest of a wave it used to. Ashley seems to favour brands which are falling out of high fashion (Jack Wills being one) and snapping them up as they start to slide on the balance sheets. A strong brand will always attract loyal 'lifetime followers' even if it's not...

An old friend of mine is Jewish. I asked him if he was ever mind-fooked by the smell of a beautiful bacon sandwich, the morning after a night out, with a fuggy head and a ravenous hunger... and wether he wondered if one tasted as good as it smells. "I can tell you, to my eternal shame, that it...

I'm not a Royalist by any measure, but this woman has done so much for this country she should be respected. She's brokered goodwill worldwide, been a large part of making London a Tourist Destination, and she's given stability to a figurehead bunch of Twunts. I wouldn't say buy her a Yacht...

Is that the 8% nut-scrambler stuff? *Edit - no, that's the McEwans Champion Ale

I have to say that home games at the Amex really kept my love of football ignited, made a great day out, and was a real and genuine enjoyment - win or lose (as long as we played well - but clearly winning was preferable) Now, I feel pretty disconnected watching games on the tellybox played in...

Lovely bloke who was a regular at my Mum's Fish & Chip shop in Knutsford, Cheshire. Always behind the wheel of a big, wafty Jag.

I thought that was how we all pissed... Otherwise there'd be a right old mess. ???

I can only assume you're quite angry at something or someone at the moment - and you're venting... We are all human, and sometimes we make genuine mistakes. A genuine mistake deserves some level of forgiveness, doesn't it? :shrug: I got caught in a box junction in London recently. It was...

That's a bit harsh! I asked my employee to pay my charge (both ways - and on hands free as I was driving), which he did, but he got the first two letters of the registration number mixed up. I didn't know about it until I got the fine, obviously, as I thought it was paid. I sent a letter...

She's a sexy little tramp who is a very talented singer - but I'm afraid she just hit this song over the head with a frying pan. Way too shouty. She's got the vocal range to do this properly, but she clearly chose the 'squawk' mode on this occasion. It's a no from me, but what do I know!