I had a dream last night that my son crashed his bike into a Kia Arsoul. In my dream I offered profuse apologies on behalf of my errant son and suggested generously that I pay for simple repairs.
In this dream the Arsoul owner seemed happy with the suggestion but the dream turned into a...
Consistency in team selection would be a good start, especially up front. He keeps twatting about with the strikers who never seem to get a run of games playing together.
I don't think he has a clue what his best 11 is even if they were all fit.
I'm fecking well fed up with 200 passes a game across the back 3/4/5.
Or the ball ending up with the keeper from an attacking free kick or a corner.
We go backwards faster than an Italian tank unit.
Until we can sign a Tyson Fury lookalike or hoppalong Carroll in January get Burn up front with...
Shocked to see this advert for a ladies moisturising ointment being shown pre watershed.
I strugged to find a suitable explanation when my 10 year old asked me what it was all about.
What next? Piers Morgan's Irritable Arsenal.