[Misc] Sue Pollard's Bothersome Vagina

[Bry Nylon]

...watching Hi-De-Hi is about as annoying as an itchy vagina...

One is excruciatingly not funny. The other is an excruciatingly hot fanny.

...or so I am led to believe.

 

[Grassman]

I don't know, minora or majora?

She was on a different island when I saw them, she obviously gets around the Med.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Shocked to see this advert for a ladies moisturising ointment being shown pre watershed.

I strugged to find a suitable explanation when my 10 year old asked me what it was all about.

What next? Piers Morgan's Irritable Arsenal.

Not quite sure if this is a serious post or not, if so, are you embarrassed to talk to a prepubescent child about the human body?
Tell them ladies sometimes suffer with itchy or sore bits, so have a special cream to deal with it. Simple and to the point.

If not, wait until you have to explain religion or politics or war to a ten year old. They'll probably know more about it than your average adult

 

[El Sid]

Not quite sure if this is a serious post or not, if so, are you embarrassed to talk to a prepubescent child about the human body?
Tell them ladies sometimes suffer with itchy or sore bits, so have a special cream to deal with it. Simple and to the point.

Just my dry sense of humour.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

I recall Jenny Eclair once mentioned having labia like a spaniel's ears - does that help?

No, but it somehow brings to mind that old Sam & Dave number... Hold on, I'm coming.