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This has got to be the most annoying confection ever to find it's way into the sweetie shop. How do you get the bloody wrapper off? Grrrrrh!!

Welcome Tin Tin, did you bring Snowy with you?

reminds me of a young Shearer

Wheels stolen from Palace coach driver's personal portaloo.

Farcov Utwat Moldovian verbally attacking midfielder who suffers from Tourettes. Poor disciplinary record. Regularly sent off for dissent.

You're shit aaaaaaaaaa!!!

My sister's boyfriend's chiropodist told my mum that an anagram of bsporting.com might be worth a look. My mum setup an account for $15 a month and now she can watch live footie 24/7 including PL. A match involving a south coast team that has stripey shirts is being shown this very afternoon...

Best team football I've seen us play in my 59 years watching. Even misery guts Moyes admitted we were the better side today. The longest odds you can get for a top 6 finish is 6/1 !! I think a small wager is called for.

Disgusting. An affront to human taste buds.

I'm team CMS and proud of it.

Fangtastic player. Unfortunately his personal demands would suck the life out of the club.

I can understand why he's not happy at Chelski. Their manager is a miserable humourless twonk.

If we could just find the next Charlie Livesy or Ken Beamish

Delusional self-importance is the main requirement.

You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you You'd be like Heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much At long last, love has arrived And I thank God I'm alive You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you Pardon the way that I stare There's nothin' else to compare...

You're right - 474 goals in 520 games is total shitehouse

Go on Tony, have a word with him. Big wages but think top four and Europe next season.

He reminds me of Crocodile Dundee

My sauce tells me that the Stains have come in with a better offer.

Lord Snooty (and his pals)