[Albion] The completely pointless Player rating thread.

[Stat Brother]

10.



End of thread.

 

[WATFORD zero]

10.



End of thread.

You forgot

GP - 11 MOTM

 

[BN41Albion]

Bissouma 100

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

They all gave 110%.

 

[Brok]

Bissouma 100

All 100

 

[WhingForPresident]

Yeah, not much point today. Well done lads, you all get a 10 from me

 

[El Sid]

I'm team CMS and proud of it.

 

[Icy Gull]

Dare I say I am currently disappointed with Lamptey? He is not the player he was, what’s with all the backward passes?

Overall that was a fan bloody fantastic performance though

 

[Stat Brother]

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[One Teddy Maybank]

6 - average

Sanchez - 7 - nothing to do but calmness with the ball and faultless handling.
Lamptey - 8
Cucurella - 9
Dunk - 8
Veltman - 9
Bissouma - 9
Caciedo - 8
Gross - 8
Mwepu - 7 - thought the booking was harsh, but didn’t have a great view
MacAllister - 7
Trossard - 8

Welbeck - 7
Lallana - much better than last week
March - great appearance

Potter - 9

Ref - 8

 

[Seagull27]

Dare I say I am currently disappointed with Lamptey? He is not the player he was, what’s with all the backward passes?

Overall that was a fan bloody fantastic performance though

He's still playing well as a RB generally, but he's clearly playing differently to how he did pre-injury, not trying to take on players or beat them for pace anywhere near as much. I'd be interested to know whether that's an instruction from coaches or a confidence thing. The way he used to play does have a higher risk of injury, so they might be trying to protect his long-term career

 

[zefarelly]

An extra point to Veltman for giving his shirt to my cousins lad, he's rather chuffed.

 

[driller]

All 9
Except Ashley Barnes 2 - what does he do?

 

[drew]

6 - average

Sanchez - 7 - nothing to do but calmness with the ball and faultless handling.
Lamptey - 8
Cucurella - 9
Dunk - 8
Veltman - 9
Bissouma - 9
Caciedo - 8
Gross - 8
Mwepu - 7 - thought the booking was harsh, but didn’t have a great view
MacAllister - 7
Trossard - 8

Welbeck - 7
Lallana - much better than last week
March - great appearance

Potter - 9

Ref - 8

Ali Mac only 7? Jesus wept (well he would do this weekend wouldn't he).

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Ali Mac only 7? Jesus wept (well he would do this weekend wouldn't he).

What’s your point, think he’s been a bit quieter last two games, still above average….

 

[SeagullsoverLondon]

9s for Lamptey, Mwepu, Mac, Welbeck, Sanchez, Veltman and Gross
9.5s for Dunk, Caceido, Cucu and Trossard (for scoring)
10 for Biss

Special mention for the whole of the midfield who pressed the play like their lives depending upon it, allowing Biss to pick up the scraps.

Extra special mention for the much maligned Gross who ran himself into the ground chasing down balls. Not his natural game but a real team player.

Caceido is going to be our next superstar

 

[Hugo Rune]

10. For Potter

Massively frustrated Conte by controlling possession whilst keeping plenty of men back for the inevitable Spurs breaks. North London will have one massively annoyed Ital tonight, pizza and pasta will need to be scrapped off his walls in the morning!

 

[arewethereyet?]

Dare I say I am currently disappointed with Lamptey? He is not the player he was, what’s with all the backward passes?

Overall that was a fan bloody fantastic performance though

All part of the brilliant tactics by Potter, awesome tactical performance from every single player.

 

[portlock seagull]

We were ok. Everyone knows we only won because Spurs had a stinker. We should have been thrashed, as is their right. Spurs are mightier than the sword, the pen and the STONE combined! If only they could qualify for Europe, I reckon we’d see the dawn of a new footballing age*











*problem with that sentence is the word “if”…

 

[Curryisgreat]

We were ok. Everyone knows we only won because Spurs had a stinker. We should have been thrashed, as is their right. Spurs are mightier than the sword, the pen and the STONE combined! If only they could qualify for Europe, I reckon we’d see the dawn of a new footballing age*






*problem with that sentence is the word “if”…

I appreciate you’re attempting humour there, but dare I say you somehow manage to come across as a cocksucker in all you post?

Anyway, a fine result. Seagulls!