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Why are you being a prick?

Says someone who's volunteered his spare time to be a moderator on the same board and comment on threads he doesn't even like. It's not meant to start an argument mod, it's a slightly tongue in cheek discussion point. You as a mod shouldn't be trying to derail threads on the 3rd post. Now...

Take from Dave Angel's description of breakfast with Americans, describing their pancakes, bacon and sweet sauce combo he remarks "Where do you think you are? Eurodisney? What is it, Yogi Bear's birthday? You sproncey pair of dildos"!

I like a well cooked plate of grub as much as anyone but it seems these days everyone imagines themselves as a Michelin starred chef. They have to describe the process, trying to impress with the ingredients they e sourced from the limbless albinos of the Himalayas, constantly asking you as you...

It's a strong look.

Very funny mate.

I rarely text these days, mainly use a couple of friend groups on Whatsapp. This tends to cut out all the unnecessary kissing and cloying pet names. I refused to pay an extortionate EE bill and was cut off from incoming and outgoing calls and same for texts. It was a pain for about 48 hours...

Social media and texting is really designed for women, gay men,and effeminate bodybuilders from what I can see. Your average straight bloke can take or leave it. I'm a confused mess of all of the above.

It's a good night despite all the local cousin-****ers trying to warn people off. I gave up going a few years ago as it takes itself too seriously, there are bigger, better and far more welcoming events in a similar vein elsewhere in the country that I prefer. Right, now that's sorted can we...

I'm no more offended than I have been on the 27 previous threads on the subject.

Where on earth do you find the time to worry about this shit?

Do you want to see the whole thing, or just enough to win?

31 is no age. Take those savings and travel, there'll be opportunities out there you hadn't even thought of. This quite inspires me when I feel trapped, source unknown: You'd better make the time to create the life you want or someday you'll be spending a LOT of time dealing with one you...

Why would you care enough to start a thread about it?

They get away with anything they like and anyone is fair game, from the poor young lad working the till I saw in Sainsbury's who was being intimidated by some perma tanned traveller woman insisting she paid with a 20 when she blatantly paid with a ten to hoards s of them infesting and running...

Over sharing. Get couples therapy.

I am never surprised how wrong I am about things ;-)

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