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What's that coming over the hill, is it a monst(rous kit)er, is it a monster?

I remember being gobsmacked at just how huge Sammy Nelson seemed.

If you'll forgive me... 'Gay-town Bong'? :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:

And you can tell everybody that, this is our Bo-o-ong. He ma-ay play at left-back but, he is so stro-o-ong, He plays for Brighton, he plays for Brighton, And Hove Albio-o-on, How wonderful life is, while we've got a Bong.

*lightning

People who walk slowly. People who just stop in the middle of pavements. People who block the pavement while queueing at bus stops. People who stop at the top of escalators. People who stop at the bottom of escalators. People who pay for a round with a card. People who pack all their...

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*women

Nothing in London yet - it's still like being wrapped in an electric blanket up here.

I'd like to say sports photography but I'm not as good as I'd like to think. I'll say being a miserable bugger, instead. That and not reading threads properly before leaping in with ill-informed comment.

Yep - sorry. Missed the point. Apologies.

Photojournalists have a job to do. It might not be palatable but it needs to be done.

I was lucky enough to go to the shirt sponsors' dinner this year and it was a fantastic evening. I watched the awards' dinner on YouTube and it looked pretty turgid.

My favourite was the penalty that was sent along the ground, dead-centre, and the keeper didn't move. Trouble is that in attempting to stop it he only managed to smash his knees together and the ball went straight between his legs. Poor chap. Bloody funny though.

Photos from yesterday - http://www.photoboxgallery.com/danh_photos All prints sold will have ther profits donated to the day's charities so please try to avoid just 'rinsing' them from the site. Drop me a message if you'd prefer to get a low-res (max. 600 pixels on the longest edge) digital...

Great day. Lots of photos to process once I finally get home. Currently, my shot of the day -

First time in years - now listening to Pete Tong on R1. I simply can't stand FaTM.

Cocteau Twins - Head Over Heels - Musette and Drums; a song to die to/for.

Sitting in my back garden in front of a blazing chimenea, listening to 6 Music's coverage. Not exactly the authentic Glasto experience. Dreading bloody Florence coming on. Ugh...