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Creep - Radiohead.

Did it again - shot Ash last night. Bloody great they were, too.

They wouldn't take me for most of my life because of my asthma medication. Now I've binned my asthma. Instead they won't take me because I rarely go four months without tattoos. Ah well.

*bass

My 'live' Sky coverage is a good two minutes behind Twitter.

Change player contracts so that they get Champonship wages in the Championship. Agent/player power is too strong. Players should get what their surroundings deserve and if they don't like the lower wages they can have release clauses built in with the 'lower wage' restrictions.

Barber in!

To the tune of 'Back For Good' by the 60% Take That. - I guess now it's time, for us to go up (I guess it's time) Got an old picture of the Goldstone, got a half of Harvey's in my coffee cup (Ohh, yeah). We spent a lot of Tony's money, and our stadium is great, Now we sign, a lot of players...

Having just put this programme on (half way through) it seems to be suggesting that Nike had some involvement in this (innocently as far as I know). My only question is that if the Albion got Nike kit last year, why couldn't we have had a few performance-enhancing drugs thrown in?

I hope he's staying. I'm team COG.

Every time I eat something I end up having to sit down while my arse makes a noise.

Albion fan in the cup final choir - anyone recognise him?

It's probably Michael Owen - getting in early before we announce his signing.

I'm a bit greasy but I feel a lot better. Thanks for asking.

Which one of these will it be? http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/uefarankings/club/

Anyone else got horrible interference on the Padres/Dodgers game? Edit - now fixed, unfortunately. Dodgers 8-0 down, middle of the second. Ouch...

There are some places going up near me in Camden that have rental costs advertised on the hoardings outside, should you wish to secure your one bedroom flat nice and early. They come in at £580 a week, i.e. £30k per year. £30k a year, to RENT a one- bedroom flat. The world has gone mad.

Dolphins game will, as stated above, be pre-season and probably not very entertaining. Unlike 'soccer' the NFL pre-season is where they try players out who, if they can't cut it, are often never seen again. As a result you don't see the best players for much more than the first quarter. Regular...

Ash - Kablammo.