Songs for Bong

[Tarpon]

Go!

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Posh Spice is a slapper, she loves a big black dong,
And when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Gaetan Bong

 

[topdollar]

A version of hits from the bong by Cyprus hill?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

One Bong , we've only got one Bong

 

[KJP]

Umbongo

 

[Albion_Dave]

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes a bit of tongue
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Gaetan Bong

 

[smudge]

Gaeten Bong, Gaeten Bong,
Gaeten Gaeten Bong.
He's 6 foot long, he wears a thong,
Gaeten Gaeten Bong.

 

[pasty]

[YT]DG1Z7E03cf0[/YT]

 

[Dan Aitch]

And you can tell everybody that, this is our Bo-o-ong.
He ma-ay play at left-back but, he is so stro-o-ong,
He plays for Brighton, he plays for Brighton,
And Hove Albio-o-on,
How wonderful life is, while we've got a Bong.

 

[Mr Banana]

Surely Hits from the Bong. Play it every time he has a shot.

 

[nwgull]

Posh Spice is a slapper;
her minge kicks up a pong.
And when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Gaeten Bong.

 

[albionite]

http://youtu.be/wYj5o4kQsXs

 

[Wilko]

Gaet Bong, Ba, Bong, Bong, Bong

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Gotta be on the 'Get It On' - T. Rex theme Shirley?

 

[Meade's Ball]

And it appears to be a Bong
Appears to be a Bong
Appears to be a Bong time
Yes a Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong time before the dawn

Crosby, Stills and Nash

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

[YT]sV0lKD3KPsc[/YT]

Ding Bong, you're not wrong!

 

[backson]

To the tune of News at Ten

Der de de der (Der Der der der de de)
De de de Der (der der der der de de)
De de
De de
De de
BONG!!!

I admit it needs a bit of work

 

[Mr Bridger]

Something about his "schlong" has gotta be crowbarred in there somewhere.


Or

Do a poor mans baggies , jump up and down sing "bong" " bong" " bong"

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Gae-ton Bong (al-right!)
Gae-ton Bong (al-right!)

It fits PERFECTLY.

 

[Buzzer]

Sung by songstarter then he shouts the BINGs and the rest of the crowd join in on the BONG. Don't worry, you'll pick it up as we go along.

[songstarter] We sing this song for Gaetan Bong
[rest of crowd]We sing this song as we go along
[songstarter] I say bing you say...
[rest of crowd]bong
[songstarter] BING!.....
[rest of crowd]BONG!
[songstarter] BING....
[rest of crowd]BONG!
[songstarter] BIIIIIIINNNNNGGG......
[rest of crowd]BOOOOONNNNGGGG
[songstarter] BIIIIINNNNNGGG.......
[rest of crowd]BOOOOOONNNNGGG

[all] say we love Gaetan Bong!

...and repeat ad infinitum.

It' got a hip-hop feel to it, it's dead f*cking easy to remember and can get the crowd going. I commend my song to the house.