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I’m told that the phrase ‘You touch?’ brings some out in a fit of the giggles.

Better, much better. And the etymology of scone? :wink:

Not a terribly convincing response. How do you pronounce ‘gone’ in the sentence ‘Now you’ve gone and done it’?

:lolol:

I imagine it would. Spurs will start next season on minus 117 points. Sounds fair enough to me.

:mad: 'I know. I'll invent my own procedure to deal with a plutonium core in an experiment to see how close to criticality it is. I'll just slip a screwdriver in between the beryllium domes; what could possibly go wrong? Oh shit; the screwdriver slipped out'. Dead 9 days later. Utter insanity!

Equally importantly, is it scone as in Don (Revie) or scone as in stone?

True; but I bet he'd love the 007 connection...

Nah - closer to this: "007 FINE GAUGE MOCK TURTLE NECK SWEATER" from the 'On her Majesty's Secret Service James Bond' collection (I shit you not). £179 to you, Sir

Perhaps he fancies a try in goal?

1 There is no way to get rid of moles in your garden without using lethal force 2 Anyone who wants to be an elected politician is not a suitable person to be voted for 3 Don’t tell lies; it’s not good for the recipient and it’s not good for you

Amen to that...

Including TB? I'm not so sure of that.

ESL was a shitty idea; glad the traitorous 6 have pulled out; need to ensure it can’t happen again; mustard is a great colour for a sweater.

:smile: He loved it when I referred to my mid-term aspirations being ‘to become a mid-table irrelevance like Arsenal’.

Excellent post. You should post more frequently.

The individual concerned is a gooner. Perhaps 30 pieces of silver?* *(yes, I know the fans had nothing to do with the ESL)

I understand that Herr Tubthumper is now sorted. I mean with respect to his 1901 seating requirements, not in life choices. Obviously.

Here's the PL statement: "The Premier League, alongside The FA, met with clubs today to discuss the immediate implications of the Super League proposal. The 14 clubs at the meeting unanimously and vigorously rejected the plans for the competition. The Premier League is considering all actions...

No, it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. But then again, it matters more than banning bottle tops and flasks, I'd say, and the club saw fit to lead the way with those items. And yes, I'm stretching the point - but only to make another: why did the club not wish to be seen as...