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    FOXES in brighton

    You said it's a hobby, so technically, you do. HTH
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    Last orders at The Mill House Pub, Portslade Today.

    The rot started setting in in the mid to late 80s. I can remember as a teenager the weekend started on Thursdays, and f you got to a town centre pub after 8, then there was NO chance of getting a seat. We often used to meet upstairs at the Quadrant at 7:30 and it was already getting packed. I...
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    Last orders at The Mill House Pub, Portslade Today.

    A huge refurb was desperately needed. It had gone seriously downhill, in the 80s when I first used to drink there it was a seriously nice pub that served a beautifully kept Gales HSB. Last time I was in there (a couple of years ago) it was filthy. Horrible. Whatsmore the old landlady, who seemed...
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    Last orders at The Mill House Pub, Portslade Today.

    Surely that must be a listed building though? Giving it more chance of re-opening.
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    Last orders at The Mill House Pub, Portslade Today.

    Spent most of my youth living just up the road (Foredown Road), my parents still live there. Funnily enough, I spent a lot more time in the two pubs in the Old Village, and the pubs south of Southern Cross than I did in there. Still be sad to see it go though.
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    Who is your favourite attractive older woman?

    I'd still do Joanna Lumley. For REALLY old, Honor Blackman still has that twinkle in her eye at 87.
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    This morning...

    With hindsight, I regret not getting the picture now. It's confirmed, I am just getting lazier rather than actually growing up.
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    This morning...

    I think you're right. My pleasure... ....Oh.
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    This morning...

    ....... I had, as usual, a massive shit. When I looked in the bowl later, a long one and two almost spherical ones had arranged themselves in an amusing fashion lookng rather like a cock and balls. 20 years ago I would have, without doubt, photographed it and sent it into the Viz letters page...
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    North Korean racing game...

    So how's everyone doing then?
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    North Korean racing game...

    Apparently this is the first online game to be sanctioned by the N Korean government, try it, it's shit! http://www.pyongyangracer.co/
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    Any vinyl collectors out there?

    Yeah, but I;m only going to be here another year before I move on again, I should have shipped them over, it will have cost me way more than the shipping would have cost to keep them in storage for the 4 years I've been here. Next time I move on, I may ship them.
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    Song Lyric Malfunctions

    Chicken tikka and pilau rice...
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    Any vinyl collectors out there?

    Good for you, part of me wishes I had. My record collection is currently costing me over £100 a month to sit in the Big Box Storage centre. I SHOULD have sold it before I emigrated, but now I have it's difficult to.
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    Is there a Difference between Coca Cola and Diet Coke

    I've never seen battleships sailing in plain drinking water before. Where did this happen?
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    Is there a Difference between Coca Cola and Diet Coke

    LOL, you might find they get a bit dirty further on in your system. What you need is an injury like this, then you can clean coins as much as you want just by dangling them on a piece of string... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_St._Martin
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    Any vinyl collectors out there?

    I'll see your original Saucerful Of Secrets and raise you my original mono vesion of this (with the blue writing and grey back that's only on the original)...
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    Is there a Difference between Coca Cola and Diet Coke

    Why? Is your stomach made of metal? If not, then what's the link? (As a hint, it's the phosphoric acid in the coke than cleans the coins, your stomach acid is already a stronger acid than the coke. Your normal stomach fluid would do a better job of cleaning the coins than the coke).
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    Is there a Difference between Coca Cola and Diet Coke

    How do you think they fill the bottles and cans?
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    We hate Palace songs

    This, I'll sing anti-Palace songs til the day I die.

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