1. Get refs to penalise obstruction like they used to - most commonly when defender blocks forward from stopping ball running over line for goal kick
2. All subs to be female, preferably part-time models, so embarrassing for player subsituted (unless injured) and gives us summat to look at when...
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Here's a couple of sweet kittens with 'fainting goat' syndrome - sadly the black and white one's just died:
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Lots of fainting goats on youtube, e.g.
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