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What do North Americans understand trousers are? Do they not get (very) excited if a lady says she's going to take off her pants?

At the expense of men? Edna - surely you're not this battleaxe (poor Norm):

People who say "CongraTulations" instead of "CongraCHulations"

Ricky Ponting

I remember we used to sing it at primary school with different words: Say what you will, school dinners make you ill, and Davy Crockett died of shepherds pie All school din dins come from pig bins Out of town. ndLGz5bGyeM

How about a CHANNEL - ITV, full of celebrity rubbish

Lip Service - apart from the juicy bits of course, they're for men to watch (again and again).

Queen's Park Rangers

How about we host FCUM in 1st match at Falmer?

So it's going to be French, Cockney, English?

Maybe it's John Terry's kid?

Tennis

They now have portable scanners at my local Waitrose - I haven't tried them yet, has anyone here?

He's gonna sleep with the fishes. Oh sorry, already does.

So you're still stuck at Gatwick then? Just started snowing again in Eastbourne, medium sized flakes

Give me an English Rose over a potty-mouthed sheila with sun-ravaged skin any day

Reminds me of seeing him in concert, at the end of the 1st set he said "It's the interval so you can go and enjoy your drinks at the bar", then fingered the collar of his loud double-breasted jacket and went on, "I'm going back to my dressing room to slip into something more comfortable - that's...

Heavy snow in Eastbourne, moving west, should make it a leveller although FCUM more used to rain

I wasn't there, but wonder if anyone can spot themselves, Palace at Goldstone, 12/1/63:

Been snowing in Eastbourne for half an hour, started to settle