Linguistic bollocks

[Poyetry In Motion]

Following on from the 'office speak' thread, another victim of this modern practice of bullshitting is the job title...

Jobs i've seen advertised recently:

Credit Professional ( Debt collector )
Hair Technician ( Hairdresser )
Office Support Specialist ( Secretary )
Retail Travel Sales Consultant ( Travel Agent )

Is it an attempt by bosses to hoodwink employees into feeling more important than they actually are? Discuss!

 

[Beach Hut]

Oral Technician, I'll leave you lot to work it out by can be male or female

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Shithouse organiser(Cryst*l Palace manager.)

 

[Bulldog]

Shithouse organiser(Cryst*l Palace manager.)

 

[happypig]

Waste management operative - dustman

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Damien Comolli has just been appointed Liverpool's 'Director of Football Strategy'.
I.e. chief scout?

 

[Norman Potting]

No one is ever a shop assistant anymore. They are sales consultants, colleagues or associates it would appear.

 

[breachy]

Financial Advisers - Arent they Bankers

 

[Hyperion]

Ceramic Hygienist. - Plate wash

 

[drew]

Vice President = Anyone who works in an office in the US!