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I suppose based on all evidence of the last few years this shouldn't come as a surprise, but say what now?

The prospect of Gross having to defend against Traore has me making sure a paper bag is in easy reach

Elon Musk - a very intelligent guy who also happens to be a complete idiot

We're down to ten on that teamsheet, so probably sent off

Tyrone: I didn't see it there. Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of f***ing peanuts, is it? Tyrone: It was a funny angle. [All three turn and look back at the truck] Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you

Plenty of SALT

From Tuesday nights in Stoke to knocking Barcelona out of the Champions League. Strange old career for Eric Choupo-Moting

Which is least painful: Popping an ACL Standing on an upturned electrical plug Smashing your little toe against a brick Taking a dump after chowing down on a dozen Carolina Reapers Having to perform extreme mental gymnastics to dull the constant nagging realisation you've been sold (and keep...

Hmm. Australian umpire calls on the covers just as Moeen gets England within one hit of being ahead on DLS

A more pertinent question might be why was a sitting MP on holiday - his third since resigning as PM in late July - while Parliament is not in recess?

Apparently you can turn the ball towards goal with your hands now

Everyone's favourite PGMOL superstar in the headlines again

Punches the ball towards the goal

Because he wants to exact revenge on those who removed him from what he percieves to be his rightful position

5 minutes of Klopper Time added on

This Love - Pantera

Late or not,