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I think we should take a moment to acknowledge the bravery of Zaha. To forge a career as a professional sportsperson when he doesn't have the balance to run for more than five seconds without falling over is quite remarkable :wozza:

Graphic just came up showing Palace have managed 3 points against top half opponents so far this season, with no wins

It's a nice little twist of fate that West Ham's downturn in form coincides so neatly with Moyes' dreadful handling of the Zouma incident

Bloom won't be happy that the club's registered trademark has been misappropriated by Brentford tonight

Sorry, did that cut through to the bone?

Only ones with small dicks

1: Being a perpetual target for Twitter 'Bros' and those who get a chub from putting down teenage girls for daring to raise their pretty little heads above the parapet 2: it is widely reported that she has autism

Sunrise 07:15, sunset 17:52 - 10:37 hours of daylight today

Still struggling to understand why these matchess are scheduled to close after the available light gets too bad for play - sunset is a calculable known quantity, it shouldn't be beyond the wits of those in charge to start half an hour (or more) earlier, shirley?

ArsenalTV at 19:30 tomorrow wrote:

Reckon twitchiness of the umpires regarding the light might scupper this

It's skin crawling even to contemplate it, but almost want Leeds to get something from that match

Declaration by Pakistan leaving NZ needing 138 from about 15 overs. Could be a fun last hour or so

Or "he's been clever there"

He's a useless shite, that boy

And yet the last Minister for Brexit Opportunities was adamant that workers should return to the office for reasons still unclear

That would be far too WOKE to ever be allowed to happen :flypig:

But Hunter Biden owns a laptop, so...y'know, swings and roundabouts

Clicking Yes is quite clearly a fast-track way to finding yourself on a watch list. To borrow from Alice Fraser, Elon Musk is a child's idea of what an adult is and does