[Football] Neymar sent off for diving

[W3 BHA]

If only we had competent referees with some balls.

And if only it was called what it is - cheating - instead of nicey nicey 'simulation'!

 

[Scappa]

And if only it was called what it is - cheating - instead of nicey nicey 'simulation'!

Or "he's been clever there"

 

[1066familyman]

Or "he's been clever there"

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Wankers!

 

[Pevenseagull]

And if only it was called what it is - cheating - instead of nicey nicey 'simulation'!

Absolutely.


Or at least and have it listed along with goals, assists, etc. 'simulated 8 times last season'

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Yes, they did - the Bolsonaristas (and in fact the far right for years) appropriated the canarinho (the colours of the Brazilian flag) as the yellow and green colours of the party/political movement - I just thought the yellow and green stripes were a cheap WC variation of the canarinho for fans to buy to support the team without having to purchase a full strip shirt

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Oh well. Never mind

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Lol - I wasn’t saying I was right! I’ve not seen the green and yellow hoops either - maybe they are all part of a secret Bolsonarista movement started by Neymar in the 2018 WC that get very upset indeed if they see Da Silva supporters wearing the canarinho !



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Send him off!


Oh.

 

[1066familyman]

 

[Sirnormangall]

Wonderful decision. I’ve been a bit under the weather today, but I’m already feeling better having seen that.

 

[zefarelly]

And if only it was called what it is - cheating - instead of nicey nicey 'simulation'!

If only.

Did sir dive?
No Ref, I took evasive action.
Who do you work for?
Qatar
Oh, nice, I have a holiday home there.

PEEP

PENALTY

Wink if you miss . . . See you on the beach!

 

[Guinness Boy]

Absolutely.


Or at least and have it listed along with goals, assists, etc. 'simulated 8 times last season'

Yes, this is the best suggestion I've seen in a long while!

End of season stats to include all cards and those for time wasting and diving to be separately noted so that fans and refs both know who's the worst offender.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Out injured for the rest of the season.

 

[zefarelly]

Scuffed a boot? A bobble on a sock?