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It all pivots on the score

Bang goes the theory that Adidas are better at stripes than Nike

Because it's so much more obvious when we do it once or twice compared to the likes of Martinez who does it from the first minute to the last (unless they're chasing the game)

Good luck with that, they'd be to confused by the concept of empathy to understand what was expected of them. You'd have more luck herding cats

Scratch that

While Arsenal choking is hilarious, and im absolutely here for it, I'm not sure we want Southampton in with a shout of staying up by the time we play them

"Abnormal descent of aviation ammunition"

Watch it at .25x speed - he middles it

Just about the only industry left on Teesside

Southgate's first choice centre back because "he knows what he will get from him" :wozza:

It'll be interesting to see if Dominion go after Trumplestiltskin & Co for defamation next. Poor Donny would have to go on a massive griftathon to be able to afford the damages

(Sorry, not sorry)

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Hate to imagine how much they spent on that banner - it'll have to be replaced in a few weeks

However badly the rest of them might play, Pope is always infallible against us

What's that on the gift table? Oh, handwritten cheque from Steve Parrish - how very generous. Just remember: Don't let it bounce

Borrow from Rowan Atkinson: "If his entire family may be likened to a compost heap - and I think they can - ***** is the biggest weed growing out of it. I think I'd be more inspired by the sight of a cow pat. ***** is the kind of man people emigrate to avoid" "As for the rest of you sitting...

Shame the ref didn't do the same one of the many times he had Henderson run 30 yards to scream invective in his face

Dear PGMOL Kindly get in the sea Regards