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Unstintingly countered by those who haven't got a scooby about anything much

Are there any unallocated ditches at this point?

F*** that. Let's give them a damn good thrashing in both games

And a bastard to get to if you don't drive

I believe there is (was?) an arrangement where if a player has moved/been poached, the fees paid to the clubs by the ECB for using their players go to the club that developed the player. So for example when Phil Salt turns out for England, Sussex would get the match fee rather than Lancashire...

I see Notts have raided Worcestershire again - Josh Tongue and Dillon Pennington to move ahead of the 2024 season.

Get tae feck, Carey

Andone

Fuckity-bye, Marnus

Phwoaar

There are satellite images taken days apart purported to show what could be explosives sited on the roof of turbine hall 4. There's also suggestion that Xi may have had a quiet word

Silly sod

Amateur hour. They decide to delay proceedings on Court 1 by 15 minutes to open the roof, as it has stopped raining. Cue a sharp downpour which prompted them to shut it again. Now it's stopped raining, they decide to open it again before the players come out to warm up. On top of that, they are...

First on Centre Court from 13:30 Jodie Burrage takes on 11th seed Daria Kasatkina. This represents a decent chance for the Brit to progress as Kasatkina seemed to be carrying a back injury in the first round, hampering an already powderpuff serve. A scattergun opponent with a massive number of...

Root and branch review required

Considering what the water companies pump out with apparent impunity any time it rains, I'm not sure they would be too bothered. And the EA is massively underfunded, not too many questions will be asked - especially if there's a sizeable profit in it for someone.