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"He's a natural - ain't you Tyrone?" "'Course I am"

More importantly, have they binned off VAR, or found a way to implement it properly? And have the Eagle Nebula built their new stand yet, or are the galactic tokens still ringfenced?

You take him to the Harveys brewery?

Can the mind vomit? Yes, yes it can.

One of which was outlasted by a lettuce. You know something is f***ed when a nation's Prime Ministers have an attrition rate higher than Watford managers

Credit to the lad - speaking from beyond the grave can't be easy

Sheffield Wednesday

The little brown beardy fella? Wouldn't have been allowed in under this lot.

Sussex have signed Aussie seam-bowling all-rounder Nathan McAndrew from April til July for 4 day and T20. Have watched some Sheffield Shield and Colonel Sanders Big Biff, been quite impressed - looks to have a bit about him.

Considering the horrendous things Modi and his associates have been complicit in over the years, I doubt they'll be too bothered

BAD enough to lose to a #teamlikebrighton

Didn't Peter Walton blag his way onto ITV during the world cup?. Surprised he wasn't on to explain how everything was 100% correct and perfect, there's nothing to see here and aren't we lucky to have such wonderful officials

Bristol please. Which means we'll get the Mancs of one colour or the other, or a chance to see if we can do it on a miserable Wednesday night in Stoke

Can only conclude that both VAR officials had wandered off for ten minutes to take a dump. If the Konate donkey punch had been Dunk on Salah - or either of the other two incidents the other way around - that match would not have finished eleven a side

Still suffering a concussion from 1989?

Well bugger me! A VAR offside not found in favour of a Big 6 opposition

Have that you cheating pricks

And another. Clear stamp

f***ing outrageous